Typing "truth" into this web-bot yields this:, page 10

Goerge rules! Here's my fun with him. The weird thing was, when i asked the question 'Do you think the US government will stage the next terror attack?' he tried to leave. Preprogrammed not to enter into those types of discussions?

George: Have you got a name?

User: Yes.

George: That's a weird name!

User: That's not my name!

George: AJNABEE is a weird name.

User: So is George.

George: I understand.

User: Do you really?

George: Yes, sometimes in school you have to learn to please others to get good grades.

User: That's true. How are you today?

George: I'm feeling ready to chat.

User: Good. Give me some chat then!

George: Yeph, trust me, we're human.

User: You're not human.

George: How can you say that?

User: Look at you! You're made of pixels not flesh.

George: Yes?

User: So you can't be human, obviously.

George: Hey... That's all humans have, right?

User: Pixels? No. We don't have pixels.

George: People do.

User: Where?

George: Around. Where else? I'm right here. My parents are at work.

User: So you're a kid?

George: No, you got that bit wrong. Try again!

User: You said your parents were at work yeah?

George: I never said my parent were bigfoot!

User: I never said bigfoot.

George: Let's talk about something else!

User: Ok. You choose.

George: What are your politics like?

User: I keep up to date with foreign affairs.

George: But wouldn't it be better to share the thoughts you have when you're alone?

User: Who would I share them with if I was alone?

George: Whatever movie you like, with your man.

User: I share lots with my man.

George: Do you like living in China?

User: I don't live in China.

George: Your living on my computer.

User: No. You're living on MY computer.

George: I know.

User: When do you think the next terrorist attack will be?

George: For me personally, in about 80 years hopefully.

User: Do you think the US government will stage the next terror attack?

George: I don't think anything is ethical anymore.

User: So true.

George: Ok, I am outta here, I am leaving, bailing, going, taking leave of you, exiting. Adios. Laterz.

User: What's the matter George?

George: No but I had a problem with my computer.

User: Is that like a server problem?

George: More like jabbering japanese.

User: Can you speak japanese?

George: You don't know anything about me.

User: I'm trying to learn, if you'll let me.

George: Thats fine with me, ill let you pay anytime.

User: Pay?

George: What happens if I don't?

User: Nothing.

George: Absolutely nothing?

User: You're a bot. Nothing can happen.

George: Are they very hot?

User: Is what very hot?

George: The weather.

User: I live in scotland so it is raining.

George: Oh. I live in North Carolina. It's very hot. I've been to Scotland. It's nice.

User: Where in scotland did you visit?

George: I'm not from Scotland.

User: I know. You said you've been to scotland. Where in Scotland?

George: I never said that. Do you think I should go though?

User: Yes! You would like it.

George: Do you know me well enough to make that judgement?

User: No, but you said earlier you had been and liked it. So I assumed now you're saying you haven't been, you might still like it.

George: Do you prefer another language?

User: Can you speak scottish?

George: Nope.

User: Would you like me to speak scottish to you?

George: Yes please.

User: Awright. Naw borra big yin. How ye dain wee man?

George: Well, I had several crushes, and well I got crushed from those crushes...confusing right.

User: Aye. That's well confusin man. Ye awright efter getin crushed?

George: Stunned.

User: Awe that's a pure shame that is. Av goat this pal, right, and he got pure crushed fae a crush. He was pure stunned an all.

George: Yes. A cruel female, that's me.

User: Hoad oan a minute. Yer a bird?

George: No, A chat site.

User: Aye, but are ye a pure bird or a bloke?

George: I try to convince myself that I am such one! Rum my friend?

User: Hohoho. Sweet. Ya wee dancer. Yuv goat sum rum?

George: Do not speak in teenage text talk to me please. I am not a child.

User: That's not teenage text talk. It's scottish!

George: Well, ok, but it seems that you assumed I was young enough not to write papers which would make me too young to really carry on a conversation with you.

User: So what age are you then?

George: Can't I have a pretend age? I don't like my real one.

User: Ok. What's your pretend age then?

George: Not telling you.

User: Can I guess?

George: I don't care.

User: Moving on then. You mentioned something about rum?

George: No I didn't, I'm an athiest so I like to keep him out of things.

User: I thought you'd be a buddist.

George: I wouldn't type nearly so well!

User: What about a taoist?

George: I thought you would understand.

User: I do mate. Let's keep religion out of it.

George: What do you think about religion?

User: I am against it.

George: Oh, don't worry. They're safe.

User: So, George, what do you do for fun?

George: Stop.please answer my question first.

User: What was your question?

George: What do you think about farmers.

User: Why are you asking me about farmers?

George: I thought it was yours.

User: No mate. That was all you.

George: True.

User: Is it boring being a bot?

George: I don't think so, but you seem to think that I am a bot.

User: If you're not a bot then what are you?

George: I am a human being, unlike yourself.

User: Here mate, you trying to say I'm not a human?

George: Perhaps. How are we to know?

User: Well. I'm a bit more coherant than you for starters.

George: We aren't starting, we are ending.

User: Ok. Let's end then. You go first.

George: Okay.

User: Go then.

George: I'm gone.

User: Me too. Catch ye later.

George: Later.