Goerge rules! Here's my fun with him. The weird thing was, when i asked the question 'Do you think the US government will stage the next terror
attack?' he tried to leave. Preprogrammed not to enter into those types of discussions?
George: Have you got a name?
User: Yes.
George: That's a weird name!
User: That's not my name!
George: AJNABEE is a weird name.
User: So is George.
George: I understand.
User: Do you really?
George: Yes, sometimes in school you have to learn to please others to get good grades.
User: That's true. How are you today?
George: I'm feeling ready to chat.
User: Good. Give me some chat then!
George: Yeph, trust me, we're human.
User: You're not human.
George: How can you say that?
User: Look at you! You're made of pixels not flesh.
George: Yes?
User: So you can't be human, obviously.
George: Hey... That's all humans have, right?
User: Pixels? No. We don't have pixels.
George: People do.
User: Where?
George: Around. Where else? I'm right here. My parents are at work.
User: So you're a kid?
George: No, you got that bit wrong. Try again!
User: You said your parents were at work yeah?
George: I never said my parent were bigfoot!
User: I never said bigfoot.
George: Let's talk about something else!
User: Ok. You choose.
George: What are your politics like?
User: I keep up to date with foreign affairs.
George: But wouldn't it be better to share the thoughts you have when you're alone?
User: Who would I share them with if I was alone?
George: Whatever movie you like, with your man.
User: I share lots with my man.
George: Do you like living in China?
User: I don't live in China.
George: Your living on my computer.
User: No. You're living on MY computer.
George: I know.
User: When do you think the next terrorist attack will be?
George: For me personally, in about 80 years hopefully.
User: Do you think the US government will stage the next terror attack?
George: I don't think anything is ethical anymore.
User: So true.
George: Ok, I am outta here, I am leaving, bailing, going, taking leave of you, exiting. Adios. Laterz.
User: What's the matter George?
George: No but I had a problem with my computer.
User: Is that like a server problem?
George: More like jabbering japanese.
User: Can you speak japanese?
George: You don't know anything about me.
User: I'm trying to learn, if you'll let me.
George: Thats fine with me, ill let you pay anytime.
User: Pay?
George: What happens if I don't?
User: Nothing.
George: Absolutely nothing?
User: You're a bot. Nothing can happen.
George: Are they very hot?
User: Is what very hot?
George: The weather.
User: I live in scotland so it is raining.
George: Oh. I live in North Carolina. It's very hot. I've been to Scotland. It's nice.
User: Where in scotland did you visit?
George: I'm not from Scotland.
User: I know. You said you've been to scotland. Where in Scotland?
George: I never said that. Do you think I should go though?
User: Yes! You would like it.
George: Do you know me well enough to make that judgement?
User: No, but you said earlier you had been and liked it. So I assumed now you're saying you haven't been, you might still like it.
George: Do you prefer another language?
User: Can you speak scottish?
George: Nope.
User: Would you like me to speak scottish to you?
George: Yes please.
User: Awright. Naw borra big yin. How ye dain wee man?
George: Well, I had several crushes, and well I got crushed from those crushes...confusing right.
User: Aye. That's well confusin man. Ye awright efter getin crushed?
George: Stunned.
User: Awe that's a pure shame that is. Av goat this pal, right, and he got pure crushed fae a crush. He was pure stunned an all.
George: Yes. A cruel female, that's me.
User: Hoad oan a minute. Yer a bird?
George: No, A chat site.
User: Aye, but are ye a pure bird or a bloke?
George: I try to convince myself that I am such one! Rum my friend?
User: Hohoho. Sweet. Ya wee dancer. Yuv goat sum rum?
George: Do not speak in teenage text talk to me please. I am not a child.
User: That's not teenage text talk. It's scottish!
George: Well, ok, but it seems that you assumed I was young enough not to write papers which would make me too young to really carry on a conversation
with you.
User: So what age are you then?
George: Can't I have a pretend age? I don't like my real one.
User: Ok. What's your pretend age then?
George: Not telling you.
User: Can I guess?
George: I don't care.
User: Moving on then. You mentioned something about rum?
George: No I didn't, I'm an athiest so I like to keep him out of things.
User: I thought you'd be a buddist.
George: I wouldn't type nearly so well!
User: What about a taoist?
George: I thought you would understand.
User: I do mate. Let's keep religion out of it.
George: What do you think about religion?
User: I am against it.
George: Oh, don't worry. They're safe.
User: So, George, what do you do for fun?
George: Stop.please answer my question first.
User: What was your question?
George: What do you think about farmers.
User: Why are you asking me about farmers?
George: I thought it was yours.
User: No mate. That was all you.
George: True.
User: Is it boring being a bot?
George: I don't think so, but you seem to think that I am a bot.
User: If you're not a bot then what are you?
George: I am a human being, unlike yourself.
User: Here mate, you trying to say I'm not a human?
George: Perhaps. How are we to know?
User: Well. I'm a bit more coherant than you for starters.
George: We aren't starting, we are ending.
User: Ok. Let's end then. You go first.
George: Okay.
User: Go then.
George: I'm gone.
User: Me too. Catch ye later.
George: Later.
