The day I saw the craft.

Before I begin my story about the craft, it is important to have some background. Skipping ahead to the meat and potatoes will only result in confusion. It is important that everyone knows the events that lead to my disclosure.

As a small boy growing up in Sweden I would often run through the fields with my arms spread wide like a bird. Often times my sister Mesh would accompany me. I would be the captain, and Mesh was the wing man. Mesh was a handsome young girl. All the boys liked her, but thankfully she always stayed true to me. As we ran through the fields, arms flanked out like that a crane swooping I looked at the sky.

Now I would often look at the sky because it made me feel like I was really in the sky. I would look up and run, and not look down and I'd tell myself if I look down then I'm not really flying. Mesh my wing man would watch for rocks for me to trip over, and sometimes fap me to keep me moving in the correct direction. It is important to note this as I wasn't looking into the sky for any perticular reason, such as seeing a craft, or even looking for birds, or sky birds.

This event carried on for many a year. We would laugh and fly and sometimes the occasional chocolate. FAP! Eventually at the tender age of 23 I stopped being a flight cadet and headed off to the big city to pursure a career in tv and movies.

I was cast as "Drake Sanders, PI." I would hunt down the haunted who didn't want be hunted. I was a ghost private investigator. How did I miss those fields and my sister Mesh while I was away on shoot. Being Drake wasn't all bad. Plenty of boys were nice to me, and somtimes a little too nice. All of this made me miss my sister a little bit more.

In December of 2005 I returned to my homeland. My sister Mesh had become Ill with a virus that consumed her feet. After living with my sister and getting her well for three years I went outside and saw a ufo. I didn't have a camera, and I was the only one there. I did see a ufo though. Does anyone know if this was an alien or something else?

Discuss....

"I saw a UFO" and that's it? Why the h**l did you have to make a whole introduction about it? Turns out it had no relevance whatsoever..

Originally posted by Kenan
"I saw a UFO" and that's it? Why the h**l did you have to make a whole introduction about it? Turns out it had no relevance whatsoever..

Well my background is important so that I'm credible as a ufo witness. Kenan, a/s/l?

Whats tragic is that you tried to be funny but failed miserably.

reply to post by prestonberryworth

Before I begin my story about the craft, it is important to have some background. Skipping ahead to the meat and potatoes will only result in confusion. It is important that everyone knows the events that lead to my disclosure.

Skipping ahead past all the pointless story telling that means absolutely NOTHING....will NOT lead to confussion.....and all it did was lead to nothing...certainly no meat and potatoes


Seriously, this belongs in Skunk Works.


[edit on 9/25/2008 by greeneyedleo]

Originally posted by Copernicus

Whats tragic is that you tried to be funny but failed miserably.

I was not trying to be funny. Seeing a space craft is very serious. I take it you may laugh and consider me a nut job, but one day a craft may visit you and then your whole family can disown you and call you a stupid ass.

Originally posted by prestonberryworth

Originally posted by Kenan
"I saw a UFO" and that's it? Why the h**l did you have to make a whole introduction about it? Turns out it had no relevance whatsoever..

Well my background is important so that I'm credible as a ufo witness. Kenan, a/s/l?

Credible UFO witness? What's there to be credible for? "I saw a UFO" is hardly something you need to have a credible background for us to believe you.

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Originally posted by prestonberryworth

Originally posted by Copernicus

Whats tragic is that you tried to be funny but failed miserably.

I was not trying to be funny. Seeing a space craft is very serious. I take it you may laugh and consider me a nut job, but one day a craft may visit you and then your whole family can disown you and call you a stupid ass.

Now it's no longer a UFO (Unindetified Flying Object) but you know for a fact it was a craft from outter space? Can you make a difference between those two?

This will not turn into an Off Topic Bicker Fest.

Stay on Topic, ask your questions, make your comments but do so in a civil manner.

I'm sorry I get upset when people call me a liar, and fancy clothes don't give anyone that right.

*** ON TOPIC ***

It's not difficult. DON"T POST OFF TOPIC.

Being born in New York was really special for me, I never really understood how much it felt good to be considered a Yankee. That is until I was forcibly moved to the banks of the Tennessee River. Being a yankee didnt mean so much down here unless having people point at you and laughing was fun.

Anyway my yankeeness wore off over time and I settled into a new job. I spent years there and left because I realized that mentally ill people were, well, mentally ill. Now I work in the commercial world and can post here from time to time.

When I got up this morning I thought, "Wonder what those jokers at ATS are posting today?" Lo and behold I ran into this post and could not for the life of me figure out why I was compelled to say anyhting at all in this thread because it made absolutely no sense to me at all.

:l I just do not get this place sometimes...

Alright, on topic...

How about some more of what is important here in this forum? Details about the "craft"?



[edit on 25-9-2008 by Lost_Mind]

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Lost mind you are my new friends....

details of the craft were subtle. It was a pale blue. The craft was round like a circle, but more oval like the revolution of a planet around our mother sun. The craft made no noise excepting for an fapping when it moved up and down.

Do you miss new york?

After living with my sister and getting her well for three years I went outside and saw a ufo. I didn't have a camera, and I was the only one there. I did see a ufo though. Does anyone know if this was an alien or something else?

Let's see, a 50-50 chance with a yes-no answer. I'll go with Yes, alien, since usually when people give a more detailed description it can usually be determined to be something Earthly. I suppose I should throw in a random belief one in a while.

you must forgive me but I feel the need to also present some background before addressing this amazing sighting. Before I was born I recall fluttering about in amneotic fluid listening whimsically to the steady beating of my mothers stereo filtered through the womb and wondering why Pink Floyd didn't just go back to his own home planet, but then I realized that he was waiting for me to join him on that voyage and it made me even so much more impatient to get along with the business of emerging into the great unknown beyond the womb. Sadly I was delayed from my plans by the passing of time which some deem necessary for proper development. I was never overly concerned with all of that.. The Peanut Butter cups I was getting second hand through osmosis from my mother seemed rather bland and unfullfilling while I wait my great voyage into the beyond. You can imagine my dismay at waking up this morning no longer safe and secure in that warm place and presented with such an astounding developement as you have revealed here before me. .. tell me, Preston can you please describe what about your UFO set it apart from something manmade and identifiable?



thanks

[edit on 25-9-2008 by NephraTari]

Originally posted by NephraTari
Preston can you please describe what you saw other than just calling it a UFO.
What did it look like? What about it set it apart from something manmade and identifiable?
Please elaborate a bit

thanks

Ah yes, NephraTari you are also my new friend, now about the craft that you inquired about:

Details of the craft were subtle. It was a pale blue. The craft was round like a circle, but more oval like the revolution of a planet around our mother sun. The craft made no noise excepting for an fapping when it moved up and down.

reply to post by prestonberryworth


LOL glad you got a sense of humor pal, not many peeps around here do.

For conversations sake, your UFO description is somewhat like the Nov. '06 O"Hare Airport.

As far as NY goes, nah you can have it. Its a socialist, tax laden, yankee box and I dont miss it anymore...

Edit: spelled "as" like "ass", thought it deserved a little fixypoo

[edit on 25-9-2008 by Lost_Mind]

Originally posted by Lost_Mind
reply to post by prestonberryworth

 

LOL glad you got a sense of humor pal, not many peeps around here do.

For conversations sake, your UFO description is somewhat like the Nov. '06 O"Hare Airport.

Ass far as NY goes, nah you can have it. Its a socialist, tax laden, yankee box and I dont miss it anymore...

Lost mind, you are giving me new york? I am not from your contry but is your city so small you can give it away? we have officals in sweden that would not allow that. The picture you sent me was very similar to the craft i saw, but the picture is not detail. if you have more detail I might have to agree.