Large Hadron Collider: Scientists launch competition for a funkier name

This is the oldest trick in the book. CERN realizes that there are people who do not like this atom smashing idea and the amount of money that was spent on it. And that whatever the result, it will likely not change anything for the average person.


So... By giving the people a chance to somehow get involved and have a say in the name for this machine, they're hoping to eliminate some of the hatred. Anyone with decent social skills could see right through this bs.

[edit on 12-9-2008 by Impreza]

How about this:

Destroyer of Worlds!

Mammoth Artificially Built Underground Supercollider - MABUS

Never
obfuscate
the
happenings
in
north
geneva

they
otherwise

will
overcome
really
radical
yearnings

and
become
organised
unscientific
threats


or 'Nothing to worry about'

[edit on 12/9/08 by ChChKiwi]

Large
Overfunded
Scientific
Toy

Lets just call it "The Ring of Power".

Or the "Lightspeed Humongous Cannon".

Or, I am certain, several more 'colourful' names