I have made final arrangements, months of planning and debating and a species of Greys have finally accepted. I will taken to a planet, far away in another solar system, habitable with oxygen and h20, among various animal species like none you or I have ever seen before. It will take approximately 23 days and 13 hours for arrival, and I will go through my journey in suspended animation. I am, however, not the first human being to be taken to permanently stay on another planet, but I am one of the first. Tonight I will spend quite sometime watching, and waiting before the stars for my ride to arrive.

Good luck to Earth and all of you believers. You're going to need it come soon.

Hey! How come YOU get to go and I'm stuck here?

Seriously, as you may know, this post begs the question... are you for real? Or is this some how metaphoric?

And you DO REALIZE that you're probably going to be flamed pretty good and most are gonna cry b.s., right?

I just wanted you to know that there is help out there, don't be ashamed to seek it out. You can probably find affordable mental health professionals within your price range.

good luck

You crazy man.

But just in case your not; can I hitch a ride?

Good travels to wherever you may or may not be going. I understand you are saying you will be taken somewhere. I can already see how many skeptics will simply say. Show me the proof? None will be displayed because a) you will be gone, well on your way to another solar system or b) you will simply stop using this alias.

Either way we will never know. So good luck in your journey in life.

Best of luck on your new adventure, it will surely be a grand one. Can you ask them to swing by my place as well? However, I'd rather remain awake for the 23 day journey, if that's alright with them.

Why would you tell us now? Now there isn't any time to plan and throw a going away party.

Like the above poster I wouldn't mind if they could stop by me, so I could wish you luck on your journey in person.

Could i stowaway in your luggage?

Which Species? Where did you meet them? Leaving a forwarding address?

A more morbid thought just occurred to me, what if this is a suicide note?

Originally posted by eNumbra
A more morbid thought just occurred to me, what if this is a suicide note?

What really could we do other than plead with him to get help (as some already have).

I think he'll either change alias's or stop coming here.

Originally posted by ATruGod
I think he'll either change alias's or stop coming here.

That's one very easy way to stage this...

Originally posted by Religion
I have made final arrangements, months of planning and debating and a species of Greys have finally accepted. I will taken to a planet, far away

Oh yay!!

Now we wont have to put up with anymore of your BS hoax threads



[edit on 22/8/2008 by OzWeatherman]

You really missed the mark on this one.


When the aliens said that they wanted to have you for dinner, they didnt mean as a guest.





Happy trails

Originally posted by ATruGod

Originally posted by eNumbra
A more morbid thought just occurred to me, what if this is a suicide note?

What really could we do other than plead with him to get help (as some already have).

I think he'll either change alias's or stop coming here.

That's what i figure is the most likely scenario.

Ive been on a number of message boards where someone professed to be leaving, only to register a new alias a day or so later.

But hey, the atmosphere of doom and gloom associated with much of the theories shared on this site, you never know. I understand that he will do exactly as he pleases, regardless of anything we say, such is human nature. Guess I just felt the need to state it, maybe it would have felt wrong to keep the thought to myself.

I just hope he stays away from the kool-aid

[edit on 22-8-2008 by eNumbra]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

oh man!

Its just.....

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

Im sorry but.....

AHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!


Is the OP serious?

This is too funny!