Robocop the True Christ.

Peter Weller was cool as Robocop but his other movies suck.

Originally posted by DeltaChaos
I lived in Detroit when the first one came out. They were driving Tauruses. That was pretty cool.

Robs 1:30 And he shall ride down the streets of Detroit in a Taurus exacting justice most powerful. Riding in the Taurus of Justice, Robojesus shall strike down all those who deny him.

[Edited on 10-3-2004 by Agent47]

Originally posted by Agent47
Robs 1:30 And he shall ride down the streets of Detroit in a Taurus exacting justice most powerful. Riding in the Taurus of Justice, Robojesus shall strike down all those who deny him.

Dude, you should either:

a) Start your own church, or
b) Get a show of your own on Comedy Central

I've never laughed so hard at words.
DeltaChaos

[Edited on 10-3-2004 by DeltaChaos]

Hath anyone question the divinity of Robocop? If so come forward and I shall dispell thy misinformation!

I think half the ppl dont know what you are talking about.

Yes and in one of his gospels[i think robo cop 2 ] he had to do battle with drug dealer named "CAIN"...Thats an obvious link between robolord and the bible.

Also note that CAIN himself is killed by the robolord and cain is resurrected as a fellow robo aswell.....but the original robo-lord beat the other robo-satan in a fight to the death..the final battle between good and evil

[Edited on 11-3-2004 by McGotti]

McGotti >dont tell me you are another follower of this craziness?:bnghd:

Originally posted by drunk
McGotti >dont tell me you are another follower of this craziness?:bnghd:

Do not deny the validity of the one true Messiah or he shall striketh thee down with thy Ford Taurus of Fire.

And to those who think the Fiery Taurus of Bibilical Justice can not reach you outside of Detroit then thou art sorely mistaken! Cower in shame at the feet of the Metallic Savior.

When you compare other religious texts, they describe how the heavens are divided into layers or levels... now take the symbol of OCP...

Notice, all thee non-believers, how in only following the straight and narrow path can you attain the heaven of the inner circle!

But whist thou dare mention the evil of its corruption? Verily, I say onto thee, for it is no more than a metaphor of the falling from grace, as seen when its executive fell from the window on high, brought to justice by the Metallic Messiah!

Surly, the executive was onto a Satan most foul, as the ED 209 was his unholy instrument of anarchy. Note the true followers know that all false images fail in the might and righteousness that be our savior, Robocop.

As it is written, so shall it be:

"Stay out of trouble".

And that, surely, is thee Golden Rule!

Amen!

[Edited on 11-3-2004 by soothsayer]

Originally posted by soothsayer
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As it is written, so shall it be:

"Stay out of trouble".

And that, surely, is thee Golden Rule!



[Edited on 11-3-2004 by soothsayer]

He dost speaketh the truth infidels!

Hail Robojesus.

Imagine, if you will, living in a place so vile, so corrupt... you have no allies save one in a city numbering in the millions... and yet, to you succomb? Do you throw your hands into the air and cry out "Why? Why do I bother?"

Would you sacrific your mortal frame, and take up the mantle in which the Metallic Messiah, our RoboJesus, to know death and betray-al, sin and dispair?

Weep not for our guardian in titanium, for his path, his shining example, is a beacon for us all. Though we may never ascend to his level, each of us can habour some of his.

Hail Judge Dredd.

Originally posted by drunk
Hail Judge Dredd.

No do not accept the promises of a false messiah!.

Agent47, you're a genius!

ALL HAIL THE METALLIC JESUS!!! ALL HAIL OUR SAVIOR!

Originally posted by m0rbid
Agent47, you're a genius!

ALL HAIL THE METALLIC JESUS!!! ALL HAIL OUR SAVIOR!

And as I layeth another beleiver at the titanium of our savior, I declare amen.

Do not fear the robots for they are an extension of us who are an extension of Robojesus.

Vote Robojesus for President.

He was good enough for Detroit he can be good enough for America.

Here is your "bible", all ye followers of RoboJesus.
The 113 page 4th edition script, in all it's glory.

Repent your sins, citizen.

Interestingly enough, the site I got this from has this to say about Murphy's (Weller) death scene.

Paul Verhoeven is very much into these crucifixion-resurrection themes anyway; and he kept saying, 'How can we resurrect Murphy as the all-powerful RoboCop if we don't crucify him first?...

[Edited on 3-13-2004 by darklanser]

Originally posted by m0rbid
Agent47, you're a genius!

ALL HAIL THE METALLIC JESUS!!! ALL HAIL OUR SAVIOR!

OH NO NOT YOU AS WELL!!:bnghd: