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reply posted on 14-7-2008 @ 08:11 AM by pieman
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i beg to differ, i have been working this out with the help of my rusty abbiccus and my trusty goldfish and i can tell you the end of the world will be on the 14th of september 2009. the fact of the matter is, you got your licence 5 days early due to clerical error, i'm sure this has caused the confusion in your calculations.
actually, clerical errors are due to be a pretty major factor in armageddion, according to my goldfish any ways. apparently, certain militant elements among the angels will be on strike for better pay and conditions, (namely, employer provided welligton boots) and this in turn will lead to severe staff shortages and a general lack of efficiency in the tribulation dept.
on a brighter note, you probably won't need to renew your licence due to one of these clerical errors. ironically enough, all the cars on the planet will have ascended to heaven a week earlier, due to a clerical error in the arrangement of the rapture.
i beg to differ, i have been working this out with the help of my rusty abbiccus and my trusty goldfish and i can tell you the end of the world will be on the 14th of september 2009. the fact of the matter is, you got your licence 5 days early due to clerical error, i'm sure this has caused the confusion in your calculations.
actually, clerical errors are due to be a pretty major factor in armageddion, according to my goldfish any ways. apparently, certain militant elements among the angels will be on strike for better pay and conditions, (namely, employer provided welligton boots) and this in turn will lead to severe staff shortages and a general lack of efficiency in the tribulation dept.
on a brighter note, you probably won't need to renew your licence due to one of these clerical errors. ironically enough, all the cars on the planet will have ascended to heaven a week earlier, due to a clerical error in the arrangement of the rapture.
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