posted on Jun, 28 2008 @ 09:26 PM
Seriously though, I think he's a fun guy... why hasn't there been a writer out there writing a book entitled : "George Bush, WHAT he REALLY wanted
to be when he grew up!"
I mean honestly, it's one of those stories, where he's been a drifter all his life, doing all kinds of stuff just cause pops wanted him to do it.
And now? He's just accepted it, but his "LET'S GET NAKED AND DRUNK" side is still pretty much awake I am sure.
Heck I'm almost certain that Bush Jr. Let's call him JUNIOR from now on (apply
Sean Connery's awesome voice when saying JUNIOR!)
I'm certain that JUNIOR has a phrase he just can't resits, it's like a program that kicks in and he turns into this PARTY animal in a hot second,
forgetting he's an old man and starts jumping off of tables and breaking his face.
I wonder what that code phrase would be :
• FREE BEER AND TITS!
• FREE BEER, PRETZELS AND TITS!
• FREE REFILL!!!
Hmmm, I wonder what would make him say "Uh Condi, I'm gonna get out of here, I have a pressing matter to attend to as he hears his code phrase.
THEN, he's in his underwear drinking with some old buddies of his eating pizza...
I just got an idea for a film...
WHAT IF BUSH DIDN'T BECOME A POLITICIAN?
The story of a man who's got ADHD up the wazzooo and still manages to throw a party of the century! Yeah it's a teen flick if it's anything... AND
EXT. RANCH CATTLE FARM - LATE NIGHT
A Young man and 6 of his friends drunk, trying to keep the laughing at a minimal, not to wake the cows. George "Junior" Bush, early 20s, wearing a
beer hat, is attempting to tip over a cow.
DANG! I can't feel my legs, fella I'm gonna pass out!
I dare yahhh mamas boah!
common!! Ain't got all night, gusta goda work in 3 hours, I needs to see this!!
This cow better not # on my new shoes... alright, keep it down I'm gonna do this!
He take a step back to size up the beast. Then decides to make the move!
AAww, # FELLAS, SWEET JEBUS!!! HEAVY DONKEY! DONKEY MOVE!!
His brother then decides to show him how REAL men do this!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? CAN'T EVEN TIP OVER THIS CALF? WATCH AND LEARN!
As they both try to tip over the cow, the rain has now become heavier. Resulting them both to fall with the cow as the mud made them slip. Both Jeb
and Junior gets kicked in the nuts as they lie next to the shocked cow, kicking it's legs frantically.
Then their friends drag them out of the mud and laugh.
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - MORNING
We see the brothers both with a cooling package on their testicles. While a hot nurse comes to adjust Juniors pillow, he starts to moan in pain.
S'Wrong hun? Yer balls hurtin'
Hell if I didn't have this ice pack on my balls I'd show you why it hurts now, you damn hot woman! aauugh, I think I'm going to vomit again...
This is all your fault brother! I'm going to kick your drunken ass as soon as I can walk!
We still goin' to Dick's party on Friday?