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Fight Club Pub.

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posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 08:29 PM
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Try this on for size




Caution - some profanity.
Do not listen if you are easily offended or under the age of 16

Even though you know the words already




posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 08:34 PM
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And I raise you CANTONAAAAAAA:



This is ever so much fun.



posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 08:37 PM
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S-Dog against Memoryshock

S-Dog is wearing the Black




posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 08:42 PM
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Aaaaaaaand scene!

Well played, that was great.



posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 08:45 PM
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Thank you kind sir.

I bow to your comedy knowledge and judgement.

A big
from me for your comedy research.

Unfortunately for you, I have supreme UK comedy knowledge


Smack talk aside

Well played indeed



posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 08:47 PM
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Mate, I only lived in the UK from 95 to 99.
You gots to admit I know a little.
Wait till next week when I whip out Coogan.



posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 09:02 PM
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I have the worst case of stage fright I've had in years. Damn.

My opening will be up within the next couple hours, but I really didn't expect the nervousness


(heads behind bar to help herself to a nice big strong ummm.... selzer)




posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 09:09 PM
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Why are you nervous?
You're a proud fighter and the best bartender we've ever had.

YOU CAN DO IT.



posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 09:10 PM
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Originally posted by americandingbat
I have the worst case of stage fright I've had in years. Damn.

My opening will be up within the next couple hours, but I really didn't expect the nervousness


(heads behind bar to help herself to a nice big strong ummm.... selzer)





As my favorite an hero would say, Why So Serious?



posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 09:18 PM
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Don't even get me started on the coogan........





posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 09:19 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
You're ... the best bartender we've ever had.


You're just saying that 'cause you like the new urinal


Thank you SDog and FSBA for the support. I honestly have no idea why I'm so nervous. But it helped a little to admit to the nerves.



posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 10:09 PM
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Good evening, everyone!

Someone pour this gal a drink.

I seem to be on an Irish Cream binge as of late. How about a B52, please?

Side note: DO NOT use the cheap stuff.


P.S.: I thoroughly enjoyed the Fawlty Towers, Monty Python video cage battle.
* Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.*



posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 11:16 PM
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Good evening, Maria. ADB is a little busy right now, but I believe I've learned her bartending style enough to fill in.

One B-52, coming up:



Oh, and these are not cheap! If you would prefer a Kamikaze, I think I can do that, too.



posted on Oct, 25 2008 @ 11:35 PM
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Did someone say Kamikaze ???



Semper



posted on Oct, 26 2008 @ 12:10 AM
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Originally posted by Ian McLean
Good evening, Maria. ADB is a little busy right now, but I believe I've learned her bartending style enough to fill in.

One B-52, coming up:


Yeah, you got it all right


I just hope noone orders a sex on the beach on my shift. T&C, you know.

Opening statement is up.



posted on Oct, 26 2008 @ 12:18 AM
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I have spent the evening reminiscing one of my all time favorite songs. "What a Food Believes" by the great Michael McDonald.

By the grace of God I came across the most profound rendition I have ever heard in my entire life.

So, without further ado...







Edit to add: This goes perfect with a B52 chased by a Kamikaze!

[edit on 10/26/2008 by maria_stardust]



posted on Oct, 26 2008 @ 12:27 AM
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Originally posted by americandingbat

Originally posted by Ian McLean
Good evening, Maria. ADB is a little busy right now, but I believe I've learned her bartending style enough to fill in.

One B-52, coming up:


Yeah, you got it all right


I just hope noone orders a sex on the beach on my shift. T&C, you know.

Opening statement is up.


See, was that so hard? I gave it a quick glance through, will have the rebuttal up sometime tomorrow night. As for now, yay spending saturday night studying the finer points of Heckscher-Olin theory of International Trade.



posted on Oct, 26 2008 @ 12:40 AM
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Please tell me that's not going to be part of your next debate post


And it was harder than it looked. I'm way out of practice writing.

(helps herself to another selzer)

I might just go crazy and put some lime in my water to celebrate



posted on Oct, 26 2008 @ 01:07 AM
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If I could find anything that wasn't put you to sleep worthy in this book I just might use it. So I just joined RATS, that's 5000 points I seemingly will never get back.



posted on Oct, 26 2008 @ 01:31 AM
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Ha! Welcome to the club. And good job propagating the "RATS isn't worth the points" meme.

Which, of course, we all know, it isn't. *cough*





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