Fight Club Pub.

reply to post by schrodingers dog


Try this on for size



Caution - some profanity.
Do not listen if you are easily offended or under the age of 16

Even though you know the words already

reply to post by budski




And I raise you CANTONAAAAAAA:



This is ever so much fun.

S-Dog against Memoryshock

S-Dog is wearing the Black

reply to post by budski


Aaaaaaaand scene!

Well played, that was great.

reply to post by schrodingers dog


Thank you kind sir.

I bow to your comedy knowledge and judgement.

A big from me for your comedy research.

Unfortunately for you, I have supreme UK comedy knowledge

Smack talk aside

Well played indeed

reply to post by budski


Mate, I only lived in the UK from 95 to 99.
You gots to admit I know a little.
Wait till next week when I whip out Coogan.

I have the worst case of stage fright I've had in years. Damn.

My opening will be up within the next couple hours, but I really didn't expect the nervousness

(heads behind bar to help herself to a nice big strong ummm.... selzer)

reply to post by americandingbat


Why are you nervous?
You're a proud fighter and the best bartender we've ever had.

YOU CAN DO IT.

Originally posted by americandingbat
I have the worst case of stage fright I've had in years. Damn.

My opening will be up within the next couple hours, but I really didn't expect the nervousness

(heads behind bar to help herself to a nice big strong ummm.... selzer)

As my favorite an hero would say, Why So Serious?

reply to post by schrodingers dog


Don't even get me started on the coogan........

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
You're ... the best bartender we've ever had.

You're just saying that 'cause you like the new urinal

Thank you SDog and FSBA for the support. I honestly have no idea why I'm so nervous. But it helped a little to admit to the nerves.

Good evening, everyone!

Someone pour this gal a drink.

I seem to be on an Irish Cream binge as of late. How about a B52, please?

Side note: DO NOT use the cheap stuff.

P.S.: I thoroughly enjoyed the Fawlty Towers, Monty Python video cage battle.
* Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.*

reply to post by maria_stardust


Good evening, Maria. ADB is a little busy right now, but I believe I've learned her bartending style enough to fill in.

One B-52, coming up:



Oh, and these are not cheap! If you would prefer a Kamikaze, I think I can do that, too.

Did someone say Kamikaze ???



Semper

Originally posted by Ian McLean
Good evening, Maria. ADB is a little busy right now, but I believe I've learned her bartending style enough to fill in.

One B-52, coming up:

Yeah, you got it all right

I just hope noone orders a sex on the beach on my shift. T&C, you know.

Opening statement is up.

I have spent the evening reminiscing one of my all time favorite songs. "What a Food Believes" by the great Michael McDonald.

By the grace of God I came across the most profound rendition I have ever heard in my entire life.

So, without further ado...







Edit to add: This goes perfect with a B52 chased by a Kamikaze!

[edit on 10/26/2008 by maria_stardust]

Originally posted by americandingbat

Originally posted by Ian McLean
Good evening, Maria. ADB is a little busy right now, but I believe I've learned her bartending style enough to fill in.

One B-52, coming up:

Yeah, you got it all right

I just hope noone orders a sex on the beach on my shift. T&C, you know.

Opening statement is up.

See, was that so hard? I gave it a quick glance through, will have the rebuttal up sometime tomorrow night. As for now, yay spending saturday night studying the finer points of Heckscher-Olin theory of International Trade.

Please tell me that's not going to be part of your next debate post

And it was harder than it looked. I'm way out of practice writing.

(helps herself to another selzer)

I might just go crazy and put some lime in my water to celebrate

If I could find anything that wasn't put you to sleep worthy in this book I just might use it. So I just joined RATS, that's 5000 points I seemingly will never get back.

reply to post by FSBlueApocalypse


Ha! Welcome to the club. And good job propagating the "RATS isn't worth the points" meme.

Which, of course, we all know, it isn't. *cough*