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posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 12:23 AM
Be them, from a Movie, Anim, Catoon, Comic, TV show, song, Book or a poem, what are your favorite quotes?

well for two...there are the one's in my sig. I'll post the other ones. half of them are anim though.

"Whatever Happens Happens" --Spike (cowboy Bebop)

"This is the Stairway to Heaven" -- Frog (cowboy Bebop)

"The computer's kaput and we're drifting through space towards certain oblivion." -- Ed (cowboy Bebop)

"You shouldnt leave things in the fridge." -- Spike (cowboy Bebop)

"Id like to thank you for taking care of my sonerror was it my daughter?" -- Ed's Dad (cowboy Bebop)

"Are you Living in the Real World" -- Cowboy Bebop Movie Tagline

"Germ girl! Faye-Faye, stay away-way!" -- Ed (Cowboy Bebop Movie)

"Great, a wannabe preacher with a gun." -- Jet (Cowboy Bebop movie)

"Me? I'm just a gun toting weather girl!" -- Faye (cowboy Bebop movie)

"Anyone moves, and their brains are a Jackson Pollock!" -- Cain (Enter the Matrix)

"Oh, that's it. You've done it again. You'll eat those words and half the rocks in this garden." -- Trinity (Enter The Matrix)

"Only thing you know 'bout me is that I was about to kick your ass!" -- Ballard (Enter the Matrix)

"There is But one truth, If you advert your eyes from it. Then you will remain nothing more then a puppet." -- Schwarzwald (Big O)

"This world has an new order now, it has a new God!"--Alex Rosewater

"Your sense of fashion, Roger, really reeks." -- Dorothy (Big O)

"People are not ruled by their Memories!" -- Roger (Big O)

"The Matrix Has You..." -- Computer screen (The Matrix)

"Welcome to the Real World" -- Morpheus (The Matrix)

"I just thought, were a guy." -- Neo (The Matrix)

"Never send a Human to do a Machine's job" -- Agent Smith (The Matrix)

Agent Smith: Check him.
Agent Brown: He's gone.
Agent Smith: Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
--The Matrix

Twin 1: We are getting aggravated.
Twin 2: Yes we are.
--Matrix Reloaded

"Yes," --Smith - Matrix Reloaded

"Rise and shine master's scary friend! It's time for your morining workout!" -- Plum (Chobbits [Manga verson])

"....You know the more you talk, the more I'm going to hurt you! -- Some celphone radio ad

"You're always hiding behind your so called goddess. So what you dont think that we can see your face." -- Godsmack - I Stand Alone

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 12:26 AM
"I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader

Even as a child I knew Luke Skywalker sucked and Vader was the mad #.

"Yummy down on this throbbing pole of hot man chicken.
And feel free to wiggledunk those purple bulldog cheeks." - Bloodhound Gang, Yummy Down on This

"I'd kick his ass if it wasn't for his massive upper body stregnth." - Hubbs, The Stoned Age

[Edited on 29-2-2004 by Lysergic]

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 12:35 AM
"You face foward or, you face the possibility of shock and damage! *ding*"-Brodie Bruce (Mallrats)

"What's a Nubian?" -Banky Edwards (Chasing Amy)

"Do or do not, there is no try" -Yoda

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 12:52 AM
Oh, I forgot; "I get no respect!" -Rodney Dangerfield

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 01:30 AM
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah leader! --homer simpson

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 01:32 AM
some quotes from a couple good movies...

dean: as of right now youre all on double secret probation.


Bluto: They took the bar! The WHOLE #ING BAR!!!
[he then chugs an entire bottle of jack and throws it through a car window]


Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues: Hit it.

Elwood Blues: We're on a mission from God.

"You have been a participant in the biggest inter-dimensional cross-rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!" "Felt great..." "We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue." "Okay."

waynes world

"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he'd put on a dress and play a girl bunny?" "No."

space balls

"Whatsa matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"

city slickers

"Hi, Curly... kill anyone today?" "Day ain't over yet."

super troopers (many good ones) you know why I pulled you over?

BURGER GUY: Welcome to Dippas may I take your order? FARVA: Yeah, give me a double-bacon cheeseburger BURGER GUY: Double-Bacon Cheeseburger its for a cop FARVA: What the hell is that all about? What ya gonna spit in it now? BURGER GUY: No, I was just telling him that so he makes it good. Don't spit in that cops burger. FARVA: Yeah, thanks. Give me a uh pie uh apple. BURGER GUY: Would you like to dippasize your meal for 25 cents more? FARVA: How bout I punchisize your face-for free? BURGER GUY: I don't want it THORNE: Listen guy, he doesn't want it. BURGER GUY: Right uh beverage? FARVA: Yeah ill have a uh liter of cola BURGER GUY: What? FARVA: A liter of cola! BURGER GUY: Liter-O-Cola do we make liter-o-cola? THORNE: Why dont you just order a large Farva? FARVA: I don't want a large Farva I want a goddamn liter of cola. BURGER GUY: I don't know what that is FARVA: Liter is french for give me some #in cola before i rip off your #in lips
Littering and, littering and littering and littering and...Littering and smokin' the reefer.

dumb and dumber

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Airport Clerk: Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd: It's ok, I'm a limo driver!

Back to School

So, what is your major? Poetry. Oh, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.

With the kind of shape I'm in you could donate my body to science fiction

naked gun

"I've heard police work is dangerous." "It is, that's why I carry a big gun." "Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?" "I used to have that problem." "Well, what did you do about it?" "I just think about baseball."

ferris buellers day off

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond."

You know, its understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tollerate a person like yourself. (Thank You)

1)What's the score (referring to the cubs game on tv) 2)Nothin' nothin' 1)Who's winning? 2)The Bears

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once and awhile you could miss it.

I do have a test today, that wasn't bull#. It's on European Socialism. I mean what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a # if their socialists?

breakfast club

1: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire? 2: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.

Show Dick some respect!

Why does Andrew get to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!

You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?

Vernon: What was that ruckus?! Andrew: Uh, what ruckus? Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus. Brian: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

1. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers? 2. Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.

Bender: That's very clever sir, but what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would not be wise at this junction of your career.

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

billy madison

"Shampoo is better! I go on first, and clean the hair! -- Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smoooooth. -- Oh really, fool? -- Really!"

tommy boy

Fat guy in a little coat.

>Oh great M&M's inside the dash, that'll really up the resale value of the car. >>They have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that. >I think your head has a thick candy shell. >>Shut up Richard. >Are you still talking?

#1)Hey, did ya hear I finally graduated? #2)Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right. #1)You know a lot a people go to college for 7 years. #2)I know, they're called doctors!

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butchers word for it!


"How do you find yourself in the right position all the time?" "Th- Tha- That's a- That's a good question. Wh- Wh- What happens is th- t- the- the- the c- the center has- has the ball first an- an- and uh qu- quarterback will say 'hike'. That's when the ce- center puts the- the ball in- into the- the hands of- of the quarterback. So wh- what I do is, I- I start tacklin' the quarterback, un- u- unless he give the ball to- to s- somebody else, in which case I tr- I try to tackle that person." "Mmm. Gentlemen, brings me to my next point: don't smoke crack."

the jerk

"The ash tray and the paddle game and the remote control, that's all I need. And these matches. The ash tray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball. And this lamp."

father of the bride

Right away I realized this was a mistake of gargantuan proportions. This guy was going to coordinate our wedding? How? With subtitles?

1) I haven't been acting crazy. I've simply been acting like any normal, red-blooded, American dad. 2) Normal? Uh-huh. Okay. Falling into the MacKenzie's pool. Suggesting The Steak Pit as a wedding reception. Oh, watching 'America's Most Wanted' every night looking for Brian's face, and now this picnic scenario?

1) I'm sorry, sir. But you're going to have to pay for all twelve buns. They're not marked individually. 2) Yeah. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don't need rather than make a stink! 3) Get me security.

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 01:51 AM
Too many. I'll just throw out the quotable peoples, so you can get an Idea.

Karl Marx
John Lennon
Che Guevara (see below)
Douglas Adams
Gore Vidal
Albert Einstein
Aldous Huxley
Isaac Asimov
J.R.R. Tolkien
David Eddings (Fav. Author since Tolkien)

And many, many more.

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 02:11 AM

Posted by Shoktek
Back to School

So, what is your major? Poetry. Oh, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.

With the kind of shape I'm in you could donate my body to science fiction

Good ole Rodney. Always good for a laugh.

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 01:27 PM
Silence is death, and if you say nothing you die, and if you speak you die, so speak and diepoet Tahar Djaout

Broken wings mend in time...Alfred, Batman Forever

Let america be the dream the dreamers dreamed
Let it be that great strong land of love
Where never kings connive nor tyrants scheme
That any man be crushed by one above...
Langston Huges, Let America be America again

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 01:59 PM
She could be a bigger germ fam than that monkey in Outbreak. Bankey, Chasing Amy

We must worry of the indifference of good men. Boondock Saints

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

...But you can call me...Tim. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Suck my **** Master Chief. GI Jane

Parliamentary Penguins, Singin' Hare Krishnas, man shoulda seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe. I am the Eggman. I am the Eggman. I am the Walrus Goo-goo-ga-joob. Lennon

The whole song of "Oh Me" Meat Puppets perfomed by Nirvana

Look at my sig, Local H song.

It's really somethin' to be twenty nothin'. I feel my place is so secure. This culture spot that I have got, so glad to be unsure. "Mayonnaise and Malaise" Local H

I cannot promise you that we will all be coming home alive. But I can promise you this. I will be the first one on the battlefield and the last one off. And you will be brought home. So help me God. "We Were Soldiers" (I think thats how that one went)

Sh*t faced *ockmaster. Cartman South Park:Bigger, Longer and Uncut

THE KATTATAFISH! Lemmiwinks Episode of South Park

That's all for now.

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 02:08 PM
I gotta throw in some Breakfast Club quoptes. One of the best movies ever.

Andrew: Hey! If I lose my temper, you're totalled, man.
Bender: Totally?
Andrew: Totally

Bender: I have such a deep admiration for guys who role around on the floor with other guys.
Andrew: You'd never miss it. You don't have any goals.
Bender: Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: No, I do not wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian: Tights.
Andrew: Shut up!

The Breakfast Club: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 02:17 PM
"I am the clit commander."-Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey.
Stealin' the little money. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and #." -Jay, Jay and Silent BOb Strike Back

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 02:18 PM
"Bang" - Spike (Cowboy Bebop) (just for you, curiousity)

"luck is when preperation meets opportunity" - Coach Darryl Royal

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 02:25 PM
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, gear on up, it's bobsled time! -Cool Runnings

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. -Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

You just got knocked the # out! - Chris Tucker (Friday)

If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. -Planes Trains & Automobiles

Maybe a little morphine will refresh my memory... -Homer (The Simpsons)

You may be a king or a little street sweepa, but sooner or later you dance with the Reepa. -Death (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)

Michael Jackson won 'Best Male Artist' in the MTV European Music Awards.... Apparently, Europe's definition of male is much more lenient than ours. - Conan O'Brien

Our flag's pretty boss, huh? -Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Hey! It impressed me, and I'm not easily impressed... WOW! A BLUE CAR! -Homer (The Simpsons)

What the hell is your story?! Did your parents have any children that survived?! Where are you from, boy?! Texas?! Holy #, only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look like a steer to me boy so that doesn't really leave many choices! How tall are you, son?! Five foot nine?! I didn't know they could stack # that high! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up a brown stain on the mattress! -Full Metal Jacket

I'll name this here passage "Pittsburgh Nelly". She was a whore in St. Louey who could do something to ya with her one GOOD arm that would make you forget about that thing on her neck! -Chris Farley (Almost Heroes)

Excuse me is your refrigerator running? Because if it is it probably runs a lot like you... very homosexually. Peter (Family Guy)

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bull #. -Mel Brooks

Do you guys want some grapes...bitches. -Chapelles Show

# yo' couch nigga! They shoulda never gave you niggas money! -Chapelles Show

All you mother#ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna # your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax #s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our #, then # out our #, then eat their # which is made up of our # that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you mother#s are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob. -Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

And every line Samuel L. Jackson has ever said in any of his movies.

[Edited on 29-2-2004 by BangorangRufio]

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 02:28 PM
"No, I just play with it." - me - playing paul sycamore in the play "You Cant Take It With You"

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 03:06 PM
"I thought of a plan so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."

"Hey buuuuuuuddy."

"F*ck yo couch nigga!"

"Im Rick James, bitch."

"All you motherf*ckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna f*ck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax f*cks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our sh*t, then sh*t out our sh*t, then eat their sh*t which is made up of our sh*t that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherf*cks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."

Jason Biggs: Don't you recognize me? Look at me. I'm the pie f*cker.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: In prison, you'll be the pie.

Many more, dont feel like posting them now.

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 03:32 PM
lol, i been using I'm Rick James bitch, a lot in irl for when I # up.

Hey you weren't suppose to do that!

I'm Rick James bitch!

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 04:10 PM
"It's not our job to judge them. That for God, we just arrange the meeting."

I believe it was Stormin Norman during Gulf War 1.

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 04:51 PM
"- Fulcrum (I really liked when he wrote that)

"I's NUCULAR"- Homer Simpson

"As an autonomous lifeform, l request political asylum." The Puppetmaster

"We are now the Knights that
say icki icki icki icki pa kang wa boing"- The Knights that used to say Ni

"So I see that my shwartz is as big as yours"- Darth Helmet

"PERVER"- Akane

"One death is a tragedy but a million deaths is a statistic"- Yosef Stalin

posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 05:02 PM
"And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be in the shape of a banana."- Sir Bedevere

A thread over the Bible telling a true natural Earth history reminded me of this... Dunno why

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