posted on Feb, 29 2004 @ 01:32 AM
some quotes from a couple good movies...
dean: as of right now youre all on double secret probation.
Bluto: They took the bar! The WHOLE #ING BAR!!!
[he then chugs an entire bottle of jack and throws it through a car window]
Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues: Hit it.
Elwood Blues: We're on a mission from God.
"You have been a participant in the biggest inter-dimensional cross-rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!" "Felt great..." "We'd like to get a
sample of your brain tissue." "Okay."
"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he'd put on a dress and play a girl bunny?" "No."
"Whatsa matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"
"Hi, Curly... kill anyone today?" "Day ain't over yet."
super troopers (many good ones)
Meow...do you know why I pulled you over?
BURGER GUY: Welcome to Dippas may I take your order? FARVA: Yeah, give me a double-bacon cheeseburger BURGER GUY: Double-Bacon Cheeseburger its for a
cop FARVA: What the hell is that all about? What ya gonna spit in it now? BURGER GUY: No, I was just telling him that so he makes it good. Don't spit
in that cops burger. FARVA: Yeah, thanks. Give me a uh pie uh apple. BURGER GUY: Would you like to dippasize your meal for 25 cents more? FARVA: How
bout I punchisize your face-for free? BURGER GUY: I don't want it THORNE: Listen guy, he doesn't want it. BURGER GUY: Right uh beverage? FARVA: Yeah
ill have a uh liter of cola BURGER GUY: What? FARVA: A liter of cola! BURGER GUY: Liter-O-Cola do we make liter-o-cola? THORNE: Why dont you just
order a large Farva? FARVA: I don't want a large Farva I want a goddamn liter of cola. BURGER GUY: I don't know what that is FARVA: Liter is french
for give me some #in cola before i rip off your #in lips
Littering and, littering and littering and littering and...Littering and smokin' the reefer.
dumb and dumber
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying
Airport Clerk: Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd: It's ok, I'm a limo driver!
Back to School
So, what is your major? Poetry. Oh, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.
With the kind of shape I'm in you could donate my body to science fiction
"I've heard police work is dangerous." "It is, that's why I carry a big gun." "Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?" "I used to
have that problem." "Well, what did you do about it?" "I just think about baseball."
ferris buellers day off
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond."
You know, its understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tollerate a person like yourself. (Thank You)
1)What's the score (referring to the cubs game on tv) 2)Nothin' nothin' 1)Who's winning? 2)The Bears
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once and awhile you could miss it.
I do have a test today, that wasn't bull#. It's on European Socialism. I mean what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European,
so who gives a # if their socialists?
1: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire? 2: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
Show Dick some respect!
Why does Andrew get to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!
You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
Vernon: What was that ruckus?! Andrew: Uh, what ruckus? Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus. Brian: Could you describe the ruckus,
1. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers? 2. Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.
Bender: That's very clever sir, but what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would not be wise at
this junction of your career.
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
"Shampoo is better! I go on first, and clean the hair! -- Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smoooooth. -- Oh really, fool? --
Fat guy in a little coat.
>Oh great M&M's inside the dash, that'll really up the resale value of the car. >>They have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know
that. >I think your head has a thick candy shell. >>Shut up Richard. >Are you still talking?
#1)Hey, did ya hear I finally graduated? #2)Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right. #1)You know a lot a people go to college for 7
years. #2)I know, they're called doctors!
I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butchers word for it!
"How do you find yourself in the right position all the time?" "Th- Tha- That's a- That's a good question. Wh- Wh- What happens is th- t- the-
the- the c- the center has- has the ball first an- an- and uh qu- quarterback will say 'hike'. That's when the ce- center puts the- the ball in-
into the- the hands of- of the quarterback. So wh- what I do is, I- I start tacklin' the quarterback, un- u- unless he give the ball to- to s-
somebody else, in which case I tr- I try to tackle that person." "Mmm. Gentlemen, brings me to my next point: don't smoke crack."
"The ash tray and the paddle game and the remote control, that's all I need. And these matches. The ash tray, and these matches, and the remote
control, and the paddle ball. And this lamp."
father of the bride
Right away I realized this was a mistake of gargantuan proportions. This guy was going to coordinate our wedding? How? With subtitles?
1) I haven't been acting crazy. I've simply been acting like any normal, red-blooded, American dad. 2) Normal? Uh-huh. Okay. Falling into the
MacKenzie's pool. Suggesting The Steak Pit as a wedding reception. Oh, watching 'America's Most Wanted' every night looking for Brian's face, and
now this picnic scenario?
1) I'm sorry, sir. But you're going to have to pay for all twelve buns. They're not marked individually. 2) Yeah. And you want to know why? Because
some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because
they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don't need rather than make a stink! 3) Get me