New Space Station Robot Asks to be Called \"Dextre the Magnificent\" , page 1
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Topic started on 1-4-2008 @ 08:09 PM by zorgon

New Space Station Robot Asks to be Called \"Dextre the Magnificent\"


apod.nasa.gov
Explanation: In a surprising and potentially troubling request, the new space station robot known as Dextre demanded that astronauts refer to it in the future at "Dextre the Magnificent." Brandishing power tools that would make any handyperson blush, the mobile servicing system thanked humans for creating it and promised a glorious future where humans would retain an important role in the new robot order. Happy April Fools Day from the folks at APOD. The classic fable of humans mistakenly creating technological evildoers dates back to Frankenstein and includes famous fictitious villains such as HAL and the Terminator. Dextre, although real, is no Frankenstein, since its computer intelligence is mainly geared toward allowing astronauts to control it remotely. Dextre was deployed last month to help build and service the International Space Station. As seen in the above picture, Dextre is truly a technological marvel, wielding long arms capable of handling both small tools and large modules with precision dexterity.
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reply posted on 1-4-2008 @ 08:09 PM by zorgon
Shades of Issac Asimov!!!

First we have robot Progress ships running freight to the ISS, then the ESA toss in the "Jules Verne", another robot ship... and now THIS???

The robot DEMANDED to be recognized?

Oh woah is us... no more Space Cadet carreers





Astronauts Ready Shuttle Endeavour for Landing

The shuttle's crew accomplished every task on their lengthy to-do list, from adding another room to the international space station to assembling a giant robot that will help spacewalkers maintain the orbiting outpost.


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reply posted on 1-4-2008 @ 08:36 PM by goosdawg
reply to post by zorgon



Well, even though Dextre has arms, at least it isn't armed!



There have been robots patrolling the sunny sands of Iraq since the initial invasion, but until now, they've merely been there to scope stuff out. That was then, this is now. According to Noah over at the always-awesome Danger Room blog, the military has just deployed their new "special weapons observation remote reconnaissance direct action system" (SWORDS) that has been in development for the past few years. What are the SWORDS, exactly? Oh, just some bomb-disposal robots armed with M249 machine guns. Holy @#&%, robots with machine guns.
Gizmodo | First Fully-Armed Robots Patrolling in Iraq; First Shots Imminent

And they're being pushed for domestic use:

Armed robots -- similar to the ones now on patrol in Iraq -- are being marketed to domestic police forces, according to the machines' manufacturer and law enforcement officers. None of the gun-toting 'bots appear to have been deployed domestically, yet. Both cops and company officials say it's only a matter of time, however.

"Other than some R&D with the shotgun mount, we haven't used it operationally," Massachusetts State Police Trooper Mike Rogowski tells DANGER ROOM. "But they're on the way. They're coming,"
Wired |Armed Robots Pushed to Police

Are you sure Dextre doesn't have a couple of lasers?


reply posted on 1-4-2008 @ 10:13 PM by goosdawg
reply to post by zorgon



So if it does goe berzerkers we can just blame Canada!!




reply posted on 2-4-2008 @ 12:08 AM by goosdawg
reply to post by zorgon



I thought you were German!!

Hey, good bacon, eh?


reply posted on 2-4-2008 @ 12:42 PM by zorgon
Originally posted by kleverone
We know that,


Perhaps YOU did.. but it seems the actual Robot is of little interest... but I bet in a few weeks there will be several threads about it as others 'discover' it


what we don't believe is that you realized that this was a joke before you posted it. If I am mistaken forgive me, but I don't think I am.


The ONLY part of that post that was April 1 related was the NASA contention that the robot 'made demands' It was not MY 'prank' It was a NASA Happy April Fool's day added to give a little spice to a genuine report... and it was clearly stated in that post... (well for those who can actually READ

So attacking my ability to create a prank is kinda dumb if you ask me.

My INTENTION was to break the story... how was I to know that ATS can no longer laugh a little but still get the message? The Robot story was and is Breaking News... There was no sensationalism of the headline... it was word for word to the original title... the link was posted etc etc all within the T&C...

I did not really expect to be pounced on for the timing of the post and the fact that NASA added a little humor...

But it seems lately at ATS that it is more important to attack the silly points and completely overlook the message...

If you do a few seconds search on the internet you will see just about every other forum posted the same message at about the same time...

I guess ATS wasn't interested...

Defensive? No I think this a valid point... Now the original mod who moved the thread suggested I start a new thread on the robot... I see little point in doing that right now... as there are now already three other threads on it.


If so..then you need to learn how to pull an April fools day prank.


Well when and if I feel the need to pull a prank... I will be sure to come ask the experts advice at ATS... There are many to chose from...



And to be perfectly honest... I do not see how you can even class it as a 'prank' as the story was very real... it only had a little humor inserted... which was even clarified in the very nest sentence...



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