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The Valhallian Rendition of the Stupidest Thread Ever

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posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 09:35 PM
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30 days hath September, April, June and no wonder...

all the rest have Peanut Butter...

except Pasadena, and it's got the Rose Bowl.




posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 09:36 PM
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You thread-stealing whore!




posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 09:38 PM
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I said that...only I was accidentally logged in as Springer.



Now my stupid thread has been hijacked!



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 09:41 PM
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Originally posted by Nerdling
You thread-stealing whore!



This is WAR!!



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 09:42 PM
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JUDGE PLEASE!

Did Nerdling call me a

"thread stealing whore"

OH MY GAWD....

TOMATO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 09:42 PM
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I am Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am.
I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before.
That's why I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am.

*bows and rips pants*



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 09:47 PM
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I'm a wonely wittle petunia in an onion patch, an onion patch, an onion patch.

I'm a wonely wittle petunia in an onion patch, and all I do is cwy all day.

boo hoo

boo hoo

The air is so stwong it takes my bweath away....

quite away.

I'm a wonely wittle petunia in an onion patch, oh won't you come and pway wif me?



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 09:47 PM
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Originally posted by Valhall
JUDGE PLEASE!

Did Nerdling call me a

"thread stealing whore"

OH MY GAWD....

TOMATO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*hands Nerdling a tomato as we dodge the one's Vahall's throwing.*

"COME ON NERD!! WE CAN TAKE HER!!

*Gets hit in the face with one*



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 09:48 PM
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Giant red in you face!!!!

RUN AWAY!!!!!!



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 09:51 PM
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BORING!


/falls over



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 09:51 PM
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*launches a tomato at val and watches it bounce harmlessly off of her iron hairdo*



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 09:51 PM
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Originally posted by Valhall
Giant red in you face!!!!

RUN AWAY!!!!!!


*My EYE My EYE OH MY GAWD IM THINK IM BLIND!!!*

*Throws a Pinapple at Vahall*

TIME TO BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS!!!



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 10:02 PM
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I once killed a man with a tomato.



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 10:06 PM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
I once killed a man with a tomato.


You should have made sure I was dead that day...

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha..
*evil laughs*



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 10:07 PM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
I once killed a man with a tomato.


How the hell do you kill someone with a tomato? LOL!!



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 10:08 PM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
I once killed a man with a tomato.


I once killed a boy with a fender guitar.



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 10:10 PM
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Originally posted by beergoggles

Originally posted by Lysergic
I once killed a man with a tomato.


I once killed a boy with a fender guitar.


#! I bet that was messy.



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 10:11 PM
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Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by beergoggles

Originally posted by Lysergic
I once killed a man with a tomato.


I once killed a boy with a fender guitar.


#! I bet that was messy.


edit: too early.


[Edited on 19-2-2004 by Lysergic]



posted on Feb, 19 2004 @ 10:12 PM
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I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster, but I DO remember that it had a heart of CHROME and a voice like a horny angel

I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster, but I DO remember that it wasn't at all easy.

It required the perfect combination of the right power cords and the precise angle from which to STRIKE!



posted on Feb, 20 2004 @ 11:10 AM
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*coming to Valhalls rescue, with the all new Binford 9800 tomato cannon*





Fires 100 tomatos per second....

take cover it's going to be ketchup everywhere..



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