Bad Advice - $1.00

So, I live in New York city and I see a lot of really funny stuff all the time.

Today, I saw a very scary homeless guy and he had a sign that said:

Bad Advice: $1.00

So I thought I would start a thread to have the worst advice you could think of.

I will start with:

Eat yellow snow.

Call your girlfriend by her sister's name.

Use dynamite for fishing purposes.

Smoke cigarettes at a gas pump.

Can't wait to see your ideas!!



[edit on 3-3-2008 by TruthWithin]

How about:
Post something against the T&C?
Drive a pickup truck out onto a frozen lake?
Fall in love with some random jerk over the internet?
Never change your underwear?
Call your boss an idiot?

So many things...:shk:

Did you atleast give the guy a buck to see what bad advice he had to offer, TruthWithin? Bet he had some real winners.

Okay how about:

- Always clean your gun while it's loaded, whilst staring down the barrel.

- If you encounter a ferocious, wild animal, taunt it and/or poke it with a stick.

- Condoms are like wearing a raincoat in the shower.

- Always open any and all e-mails, especially respond to those needing your personal information.

- When your wife/girlfriend asks "do these jeans make me look fat" always respond honestly. No babe, it's you butt or whatever is appropriate.

- If you find a strange substance/liquid always taste it first to determine what it is.

- Kids, always talk to strangers. How else are you supposed to make new friends.



[edit on 3-3-2008 by Rren]

I totally forgot to mention that part! I did give him a dollar and he said:

Go play in traffic, $&#HOLE.

Hilarious!

Search for petrol leaks using a lighted match (Local kid from here)

Strip the insulation off an electric cable with your teeth..without checking it's unplugged first.. ermm WHO was that again??

make a post about how obama is related to saddam hussein.

-- get married

-- trust your significant other

-- trust in the judicial system, it's fair and will always uphold the law.

(wait, wait, wait, im being bitter again sorry ):shk:

-- breathing underwater works cause water has oxygen in it.

-- cars will always stop for a pedestrian

-- bring a knife to a gunfight

:p