Xenu versus Cthulhu

we've heard of them both, and there are thousands of people in the world who actually believe in either of these as real beings, so who would win in a fight?

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I'm going to go with Mr. Squid face, I like him. Cthulhu is just plain old, old school pimp...and that is why he wins!

Lol, people think Cthulhu is real? Okay, I can maybe see believing in Xenu if you are a scientologist, but Cthulhu doesn't even pretend to be real.

Oh, well, to answer the question, Cthulhu is so much cooler than Xenu so of course he would mop the floor with him.

reply to post by DragonsDemesne


Well he does have a "mopish" looking face! Yeah there is a cult of cthulhu, I sent them a nasty lil email once...it was funny!



[edit on 8-2-2008 by tetsujin420]

As long as Xenu doesn't have a boat to bust over Cthulhu's head.

If that is not the case, Cthulhu would win because of his dashing good looks.

Oh, Cthuhlu.

Hands down.

Totally and without a doubt.

No contest.

Originally posted by sheyrshad
we've heard of them both, and there are thousands of people in the world who actually believe in either of these as real beings, so who would win in a fight?

Cthulhu, duh, everyone knows that Xenu is make believe.

Neither: Both end in the letter 'U', which rhymes with Who.

'Who? Who?' say the wise old Owl, 'who' refers to Molech than those two ending in letter 'U'.

Go to sleep kids: It's no time to worship fictional characters, eh.

[edit on 2009-1-20 by pikypiky]

It wouldn't even be a contest

Cthulhu would dominate Xenu...he would cause Xenu and his scientology followers to go insane and then he would unleash untold horrors upon them. Basically he would probably just look at them and then they would implode.

reply to post by pikypiky


Oh man, I hope you're religious. Hypocrites are fun.

Also, Cthulhu would dominate just about any deity ever dreamed up by man. There may be exceptions, but I can't bring one to mind at the moment.

Lord Cthulhu would definitely win because he has a small, fat, anti semite, racoon boy riding on his back.

Dark lord Cthulhu is the best dark lord!

Originally posted by DragonsDemesne
Lol, people think Cthulhu is real?

What?????Cthulhu isn't real.Nooooooooooooooo

Of course Cthulhu is better and in a fight between him and this guy Xenu definetely kicks his a$$.Besides he has a better crew with him.The Great Old Ones.



Good thread...

Cthulu would win. Elder gods rock!

reply to post by Skid Mark


Cthulu is an Ancient One, not an Elder God.

Of course Cthulu would take down Xenu. He has Shub-Niggurath, the Absu, Ereshkigal, and others that escape me. Hail the mighty Cthulu! Hail Morbid Angel!

reply to post by divinetragedy79


Oopsie. My mistake. Morbid Angel rocks.

Cthulu, in about a fraction of a second.... An immortal deity vs. a mortal woman with a chakram and a short sword? Yeah...this would be a short bout... (unless Cthulu is female and a lesbian....and then she might have a shot, as Xena has made lesbians swoon all over the world).... (and with good reason...hey, I can't argue if they like what I like...)

Oh wait, you meant "Xenu"...that's a bit different...as both would have a cult of followers, etc. I just like HPL over LRH though...so my money is still on Cthulu....

reply to post by Gazrok


I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this. I would have choked. Or laughed so hard it came out my nose. Or both.

reply to post by Skid Mark


My apologies to your nose and esophagus....

Of course Cthulhu would OWN Xenu. The battle would resemble Godzilla against Peewee Herman.
The battle will never happen though. Since Xenu was banned for life from earth for downloading child porn.