Xenu versus Cthulhu

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posted on Nov, 18 2010 @ 02:16 PM
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reply to post by Gazrok
 


It's all cool. Cthulhu ate my second line.
edit on 18-11-2010 by Skid Mark because: spelling




posted on Nov, 20 2010 @ 08:33 AM
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How about this: Maybe Xenu is Cthulhu!




posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 01:26 AM
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If you give the Church of Scientology enough money, you will learn that this is true; however, it is unwise to speak of it to outsiders. CTHULHU FHTAGN!!!!



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 09:41 AM
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If you give them enough money they will say that Xenu is the warrior princess mentioned by Gazrok and everynight he dances at the "Blue Oyster bar".



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 04:05 PM
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You could be on to something...would explain Tom Cruise and Oprah's couch...
Scientology = Repackaged Cthulu Cult? Very interesting.....



posted on Dec, 9 2010 @ 10:27 AM
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Of course Cthulhu would OWN Xenu. The battle would resemble Godzilla against Peewee Herman.
The battle will never happen though. Since Xenu was banned for life from earth for downloading child porn


I wouldn't count Pee Wee out. He could always just say a magic phrase, and then have Jambi grant a wish...

"Heh heh...Hi Jambi!"
"Salutations Pee Wee....do you have a wish?"
"Heh heh...I wish...I wish....I wish Godzilla was the size of the Gieco Gecko!"
"Granted!"
*Pee Wee picks up little Godzilla"
"Herro Godzirra...want to go in the fish tank?"
"La la la" (as he puts the little Godzilla in the fish tank....



posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 02:10 AM
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Cthulu hands down! Of course I'd say that, Im a lovecraftian haha
ah and noooooooo woah hes not real? oh well what a shame



posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 08:12 AM
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This is like who'd win between Narasingha and Jesus.

Chutulu is like a giant monster, and Xenu is not that. It's not a match. I don't think I have even read of any Xenu physical description.

And with the Coon directing him, Chutulu would beat Moses and Muhammed together.



posted on Apr, 9 2011 @ 12:33 PM
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Originally posted by tetsujin420
reply to post by DragonsDemesne
 


Well he does have a "mopish" looking face! Yeah there is a cult of cthulhu, I sent them a nasty lil email once...it was funny!
[edit on 8-2-2008 by tetsujin420]


that was you?????? you pissed off alot of people.............



posted on Apr, 11 2011 @ 05:40 AM
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Xenu would be driven mad by the very sight of Cthulhu. If they were expected to fight one on one it would be the most horrifying sight ever to behold. Not because Xenu would actually be fighting, but can you imagine what non-euclidian geometry could do to an alien?

And if Xenu can use his technology and friends, Cthulhu would be able to do the same. We don't want that. None of us wants that.

Cthulhu is also the only villain I'm aware of that was just as terrifying while it slept.



posted on Apr, 12 2011 @ 11:39 AM
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i dont know who this other character is but cthulhu wins over all. even if its physical being is destroyed on this plane of existance. it lives on in its own plane and will be again. cthulhu is all and will be forever

IA IA CTHULAG
IA IA YOG SOTHOTH



posted on Nov, 26 2011 @ 08:23 AM
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Originally posted by DragonsDemesne
Lol, people think Cthulhu is real? Okay, I can maybe see believing in Xenu if you are a scientologist, but Cthulhu doesn't even pretend to be real.


Haven't you ever heard of "The Bloop" man?! Look it up and then look up the coordinates of it and the island where people worshiped him. Coincidence?! I think not! He is stirring in his sleep! Take heed!

^_^





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