posted on Dec, 9 2010 @ 10:27 AM
Of course Cthulhu would OWN Xenu. The battle would resemble Godzilla against Peewee Herman.
The battle will never happen though. Since Xenu was banned for life from earth for downloading child porn
I wouldn't count Pee Wee out. He could always just say a magic phrase, and then have Jambi grant a wish...
"Heh heh...Hi Jambi!"
"Salutations Pee Wee....do you have a wish?"
"Heh heh...I wish...I wish....I wish Godzilla was the size of the Gieco Gecko!"
*Pee Wee picks up little Godzilla"
"Herro Godzirra...want to go in the fish tank?"
"La la la" (as he puts the little Godzilla in the fish tank....