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Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence

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posted on Feb, 4 2008 @ 10:32 PM
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Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence


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The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through the anus." And while it's a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.
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posted on Feb, 4 2008 @ 10:32 PM
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This is funny. It is a joke that you can get in trouble for a natural bodily function. Well, I guess that is todays society.

knox.villagesoup.com
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posted on Feb, 4 2008 @ 10:50 PM
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How will they enforce it? Will they have some special device to tell if you let one loose on purpose?



posted on Feb, 4 2008 @ 11:03 PM
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THat is silly.

They are going to start a Poot police in school.

lol



posted on Feb, 4 2008 @ 11:15 PM
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Ahhh, but how do they tell if it was intentional or necessary?

I guess the powers that be in schools WILL be able to tell.




posted on Feb, 4 2008 @ 11:45 PM
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I always though farts would be a lot more fun if they came out in different colours.

The darker and stronger the colour the worse the smell!

If you see a neon one heading your way: run for your life!

Crazy world.

MonKey



posted on Feb, 5 2008 @ 04:36 AM
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I suppose they'll be looking for the kid, or teacher, who's giggling in fiendish delight, while those around him/her are attempting to breath through their mouths.

This is too silly. Must be a really unusual school if this is all they've got to worry about.

OMG, it's the poot police, run for it...



posted on Feb, 5 2008 @ 04:36 AM
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Agreed Mr. Monkey! Crazy world we live in these days...when an 8th grade boy can not fart intentionaly for laughs! Oh well, fight the powers men, let 'um rip!



posted on Feb, 5 2008 @ 06:09 AM
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That's just so ridiculous! Oh my God, what do I say to this sort of news?



posted on Feb, 5 2008 @ 06:18 AM
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ok, as a new student we extend a warm welcome, and a free cork to put up
your umm, chocolate star fish.

we have enough probs with kids playing jokes with rotten egg gas in the science class, so please use the cork whenever your on campus.

and ESPECIALLY after eating garlic or chilli beans the night before.



posted on Feb, 5 2008 @ 06:25 AM
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From my time I spent in public school, the food they serve is 1/2 the problem! Boy oh boy who can forget Taco day....



posted on Feb, 5 2008 @ 10:12 PM
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we dont have school cafeteria's in Aus, the school canteen could be compared to a mini version of your local deli/convenience store with drinks, munchies, pies pasties sausage rolls, sandwiches and all that.



posted on Feb, 6 2008 @ 12:13 PM
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MMMMMMM....Taco day. Such fond memories...

...and the squirming kids at about 2:30 in the afternoon
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This is to all the kids out there...be loud, and proud.



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