Be My ATS Valentine

Sorry, you are older than me, you should be buying me one

Deep

dreamrebel

Yeah, I was gonna ask you first.lol :bash:

Im 21, and still Single.........................Well my sister does have this really realy cute freind, Shes muslim though.....it sucks, they have such harsh rules, wont date outside of religious castes. #ty deal! I'll break her though!

Deep

Originally posted by ZeroDeep
Sorry, you are older than me, you should be buying me one

Deep

age is just a number, so no excuse
I expect 2 dozen digital roses on my desktop asap

True True...........(rose) (rose)

Deep

Pretend these are two Roses...........


Sorry!!!

Deep

25 male - - - -
I need a Valentine as well......Any Takers please fill out the following application -

Name ____________
Pulse - Yes___ No____
Do you resemble Marge Simpson?___________
Do you shave often?_____________
Do you shave your face often?___________
Can you count to 1?___________
Can you recite the alphabit in 5 languages?________
Ok, how about 1?____________
Do you live with your parents?___________
Is your mom hot?_______________
Is your dad hot?______________
How do you feel about incest?___________
Would you sleep with me and my imaginary freind Steve?________________
Will you be nice to Steve?______________
Do you support your wieght with any special devices, kickstand, peg leg, cankles?______________
Do you have breasts?______________
Are they real?_______________
Do you like bacon griese and tarter sauce?___________
Would you object to a wrestling match in above said condiments?________________
Are you against nipple clamps and a 9 volt?__________
Fine, what about clothshangers and a AAA?__________
Do you believe in love at 1st site?__________
Would you love me if I payed you?____________
Can you keep secrets?______________
Do you like to be whipped with extension cords?____________
Fine, how about a tube a' ruba?______________
Are you a mute?________________
Can you keep secrets?________________


Signature ____________________________

I am 26, female and single. I can cook, clean, do the laundry and I have big boobs

BUT

I am totaly anti-valentine, I hate valentine's day.... emotional extortion day. So if anyone wants to join me in hatred of this day....

Originally posted by paperclip
So if anyone wants to join me in hatred of this day....

I'd go for that as long as you don't tell my girl friend.

Originally posted by ZeroDeep

Pretend these are two Roses...........


Sorry!!!

Deep

lmao, I said 2 dozen you cheapskate, not 2 bananas pretending to be roses

I am 26, female and single. I can cook, clean, do the laundry and I have big boobs

Ah, the perfect wife!

They say age is just a number.

WorldWatcher, If I knew how to do the rose icon thingy I would!!!!!!!!


Deep

[Edited on 13-2-2004 by ZeroDeep]

Will these do?

Deep

[Edited on 13-2-2004 by ZeroDeep]

don't worry about it deep, it's the thought that counts.

Or This

:clwndnceep

awwwhhh, now that's more like it.

they will absolutely do, thanks valentine.

ahhh, love is in the air.......

Jonna, too late now, you got yourself into a mess called relationship, deal with the consequences MWAHAHAHAHA!! You gotta celebrate the day of love!



ZeroDeep, I am a perfect wife indeed lol
Oh, I forgot to mention, I bitch a lot... all the time.... I criticize everything ... hmmm might be the reason why I dont have a boyfriend...

:bnghd:

Oh, I forgot to mention, I bitch a lot... all the time.... I criticize everything ... hmmm might be the reason why I dont have a boyfriend...

I dont bitch alot, I hate stupid women though. Ditzy girls and what not. I dont have a girlfreind, mostly becuase the First question I ask girls is if they believe ni God, then downplay thier answers!

Plus I hear you have big Boobs? lol

Deep

Originally posted by Jonna
A lot of anime has a feminan look to it. I just thought that it was a good pic for me as he has a tattoo in the same place as myself.

Yeah...I have a question...did Y� Watase do that? because it looks like what she draws...

BTW, I'm a girl. But that's all I'm going to say...I'm not going to state my age.

♥ ♥

Well join the Fun!

Deep

[Edited on 13-2-2004 by ZeroDeep]

Nyeff..........will you be my ATS Valentine?

Of course I will,you know I love your passion. .
Be mine.....One kiss.....hugs. You know all the cute things they say on the little candies.

Love Ya