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posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 05:55 PM
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I'm blushing like a school girl...........I LOVE YOU!




posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 07:03 PM
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Happy Valentines Day to all Valentines believers, and especially to my Valentine.



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 08:34 PM
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Originally posted by Dreamz
25 male - - - -
I need a Valentine as well......Any Takers please fill out the following application -

Name ____Banshee/Echelon/Chellie_____
Pulse - Yes_X__ No____
Do you resemble Marge Simpson?___No________
Do you shave often?_____Fanatically________
Do you shave your face often?____Never_______
Can you count to 1?____Binary, hex, or base-10?___
Can you recite the alphabit in 5 languages?__Oui. Ja. Si. Si. *sign language yes*______
Ok, how about 1?_____..|.._______
Do you live with your parents?__No_________
Is your mom hot?___No____________
Is your dad hot?______No________
How do you feel about incest?___You sick #.________
Would you sleep with me and my imaginary freind Steve?_____Can I bring my imaginary friend?___________
Will you be nice to Steve?____I'm not nice to anyone__________
Do you support your wieght with any special devices, kickstand, peg leg, cankles?____I can squat 250+. I don't need devices.____
Do you have breasts?____The last time I checked, yes.__________
Are they real?_____Yes__________
Do you like bacon griese and tarter sauce?__I like someone who can spell grease and tartar
_________
Would you object to a wrestling match in above said condiments?_____*AHEM*___________
Are you against nipple clamps and a 9 volt?___My piercings would short out the battery._______
Fine, what about clothshangers and a AAA?__See above.________
Do you believe in love at 1st site?___1st website?_______
Would you love me if I payed you?___For the right price_________
Can you keep secrets?___You mean that one about you and the .... oops.___________
Do you like to be whipped with extension cords?___Do YOU?_________
Fine, how about a tube a' ruba?____Tuba? I played the trumpet.__________
Are you a mute?___Que?____________
Can you keep secrets?___Can you repeat qestions?_____________


Signature ____________________________





DO I GET TO BE DREAMZ' VALENTINE??????!!!!!??

-B.



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 08:49 PM
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With you, each day is Valentines Day...Much love, plenty hugs and many kisses to you

Magestica

Happy Valentines To All as well...!!

[Edited on 2/13/04 by magestica]



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 08:58 PM
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18, male.

We need alot more ladies on here, recruit some friends Banshee!



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 09:10 PM
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MA to ma

Message received.




posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 10:46 PM
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22, female.
=)



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 11:02 PM
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23 year old good looking male.

Come one ladies..... who wants to be my valentine?



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 11:04 PM
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Geez dont all reply at once.






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