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Worst Pick up lines..?

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posted on Jan, 26 2008 @ 03:11 AM
Well the title speaks for itself so have fun!

Heres a few:

"Do you like chocolates ? cos’ I’ve got half a bar" - Habib
"Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants"
"Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine"
"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays"

Post away
oh and nothing to naughty:;


posted on Jan, 26 2008 @ 04:47 AM
JND, have to say choccy, mmmmmm Yes please. perfume ..windex, sounds lovvvvvvvvvvvvvely! ph No 02 ---------------. see you in easter break!!!!. I think im in lOOOve. see ya nuts?

posted on Jan, 26 2008 @ 04:49 AM
Oh my how in barresment, do you mean these are just pick up lines??>?? I thought you may have bee in love too!
no see ya nuts.

posted on Jan, 26 2008 @ 05:57 AM
For nuts...

Are you a mechanic, cos every time I see you my nuts tighten.


Edit: forgot to ask. Was your father an astronaut, cos he stole the stars and placed them in your eyes.

Sometimes I even make myself

[edit on 26/1/08 by ChiKeyMonKey]

posted on Jan, 26 2008 @ 06:15 AM
Hi MonKey..... Actually my dad was a BIG tractor type mechanic, Does that mean an even bigger result?!?! Hehehe love this, it's sff see ya nuts.

posted on Jan, 26 2008 @ 08:10 AM
reply to post by JDN24

Do people really use pick up lines anymore? Do you mean turn off lines?

I can't tell you how many perfectly full drinks I have wasted while pouring them over the heads of men who use them!

In other words, pick up lines are the opposite of what they are intended for. So if you find they are not working, I guess they really are not pick up lines!

posted on Jan, 26 2008 @ 08:23 AM
If i could rearrange the apha bit I woulf put " U " and " I " together.

Hey you think you and Your mom would like to have dinner tonight?

Are those space pants your wearing? Cuz Your Arse is out of this world!

Can I borrow a Quarter, My mom said to call her when I fell in love.

Whats your shirt tag say?..... Oh... Just as I thought, " Made in heaven"

If I buy You a drink, Will you get breakfast?

You Like Blueberries Or Pancakes?..... Cuz I wanna know what to make you in the morning.

and Last but not least .....

" Do you take Ones? "

posted on Jan, 26 2008 @ 08:28 AM
reply to post by Enthralled Fan

What a waste of a drink!! You should have drunk the drink and then glassed um!

Failing that it could be that your just a bit touchy!!


posted on Jan, 26 2008 @ 08:51 AM
reply to post by ChiKeyMonKey

Ok, that was funny! I only wanted to humiliate them not kill 'em! That alone is worth wasting a drink over!

Actually what is the most humiliating is to put the drink in their lap, and not over their head. They can get away with telling people that somebody poured a drink on their head, where as a perfectly placed wet stain on their pants is a little bit harder to explain. Plus then, they usually will avoid attempting any further verbal assaults on other women!

It takes a lot of chutspa to actually approach another woman when it looks like you are so drunk you can't make it to the bathroom!

posted on Jan, 29 2008 @ 06:04 PM
Baby...... I might have to put you under arrest! IT GOT TO BE ILLEGAL TO BE THAT FINE!

It works on a 50/50 basis, but beware of the girls that like handcuffs and stuff!

posted on Jan, 30 2008 @ 12:59 AM
Well aparently everything I say to a girl in a club is the worst pick up line ever.

But heres some gems that I have used that have gotten me nowhere

Hi my name is (deleted for security reasons) how are you?

Your eyes are like deep calm pools.

your not carrying mace are you?

Were you carded at the door cause you don't look old enough to be in here.

Hey my friends bet me $50 bucks to come over and talk to you.

Wanna dance?

posted on Jan, 30 2008 @ 01:51 AM
How about this one?

"Hi, I'm Semperfortis and I live on ATS"

I would imagine that would not be very effective huh?


MAN! I need to go to bed...


posted on Jan, 30 2008 @ 04:11 AM
Wow. Thanks everyone. These joke threads are awesome. Thanks for the laughs!!!

posted on Jan, 30 2008 @ 04:25 AM
What?! This is a joke thread

posted on Jan, 30 2008 @ 04:34 AM

Originally posted by watch_the_rocks
What?! This is a joke thread

Hahaha, now that was funny.

Here is one from the Bar Jokes thread. I thought it could apply to a pick up too:

A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?" she asked.

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"

The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."


[edit: oh wait. This isn't a line. Oh well.

[edit on 30/1/2008 by Nyorai]

posted on Jan, 30 2008 @ 07:05 AM
LMAO @ Semperfortis and watch_the_rock...

Those are the BEST lines in this thread yet LOL

here's my one:

I am a musician...

OK OK OK OK :bnghd::bnghd:

posted on Jan, 30 2008 @ 10:48 AM
How about,

" hey baby, if I was the only man left on earth youd wanna help repopulate right......... Well I have keys to HARP...."

posted on Feb, 1 2008 @ 09:40 AM
Here's a couple:
"If I tell you, you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
here's a link to more too.

Damn, they are funny...makes you wonder though, at some point they must have worked, or they wouldn't be here!

posted on Feb, 1 2008 @ 09:47 AM
my offering...

"are you the one they said smells like a goat"

posted on Feb, 1 2008 @ 10:04 AM
Man walks up to woman in a bar and whips out his gun and proceeds to yell "yo fool gime yo number" which she does under the threat of gun point! Ah i love my weekends!

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