posted on Jan, 30 2008 @ 04:34 AM
Originally posted by watch_the_rocks
What?! This is a joke thread
Hahaha, now that was funny.
Here is one from the Bar Jokes thread. I thought it could apply to a pick up too:
A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch
for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
[edit: oh wait. This isn't a line. Oh well.
[edit on 30/1/2008 by Nyorai]