posted on Dec, 13 2007 @ 03:16 PM
See I made that one a Funi Jokez™ because see even I am tired of the standard atheist rhetoric; it irritates me a lot now, but it irritated
me even during the last months of me being an atheist and agnostic.
It's so overdone, it may work, but it's so overdone, that argument I used is used by atheists in many other forms and using different words and
examples, such as the invisible pink unicorn, flying spaghetti monster (though thats not strictly atheist, but very VERY overdone and obnoxious at
this point, it's not serious enough, too wimpy), also that teacup, whatever...
It's so annoying every time I hear one of those examples I feel like throwing up; opposite sides of the same coin.
So, since I was, to my dismay, forced to use such an argument I drilled into the ground so many times when I used to be an atheist, I dressed it up a
bit to make it more pleasing to the brain.
See, its Athiest/Agnostik® & Frendz®™ Argyuing™ for the Nu® Mulenyum©™
OH MY GODDESS I am so damn tired of religious arguments and debates if Christians just shutup in the first place (OH THATS RIGHT NOT ALL CHRISTIANS
SORRY TO GENERALIZE! LOL!) also Muslims (OH RIGHT NOT ALL LOLOLOLOLOL!) and just to be on the safe side any other religion that has the general
inherit arrogance of these two religions than most atheists wouldn't be so annoying! When I was an atheist I only targeted Christians, though my
attacks and the justification could be used to shatter the foundations of many religions not just Christianity.
Now, I said I hated religion, but in reality I hated Christianity; why? The experience I got. Only religion that did that to me, told me I was going
to hell, etc etc etc oh goddess I should just be quiet I'm ranting.
AHHH why must they have such strict religious dogma?! And I'm sick and tired of having to say "OH AND I DON'T MEAN ALL CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS"
(the latter being much more prevalent with me lately). Why?! Well, it's true, but at the same time the same people are getting the same stuff out of
the SAME BOOKS! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?!
"Oh but not all Christians are like that, many respect other beliefs!" WELL THATS TRUE!
Oh, but then again the Bible, apparently, says not to, and to convert people to save them...
...are the tolerant, not demeaning Christians even real Christians? Sadly the person I am primarily arguing against here would be one to
agree, it seems...
*sigh* ...no point, sick of these debates, same stuff brought up again and again and again and again, I'm getting the same punishment as Gandhi,
Hitler, his victims, Einstein, the Dalai Llama, etc etc etc...it's nonsensical, but I partially understand why they think that way...and thats
what makes me sicker...