My band is called "9 Inches Of Grandpa".
Some of our possible names were as follows:
French Sex Burn, German Whore, The Children's Bible, Verb Endings, Everybody Penguin, Dog Paintings, Even Numbered, Hard To Swallow, Dairy Products,
40 Year Olds, Dinner Face, Yucky Places, Speaker Phone, Al Loves A Llama, Who Died?, Wet Streets, Now It's Blue, God's Tricks, Hangers On My Lips,
Facelift Party, Taco Crazy, 632 Items, Pine Scented, Nasty Little Midgets, Crying A Lot, Are You Kidding?, Hard And Scary, Kinky Spices, Wasted Lines,
Wet Burrito, Eat My Pain, Frank's Art, Blind Ray, Hangover Homework, How Many?, Preminum Malt Liquor, Mamma's Lucky Jumbo, Tree Nightgowns, Homeless
Plants, Pimpbot 5000, Tripods and Dandelions, Steak & Eggs, Cash Crop, Sonic Death Monkey, Pig Latin Twisters, River Stinkers, T-Shirt Heaven,
Overrated Walrus, Business Pants, Crambone Willy, Mr.G-Spot, Traumatic Fish, The Amazing Captain Octopus and the 3 Pirates, Sweet & Sour Chicken, Mr.
Mister, WTMKF (Welcome To My Kill Filter), Floccinaucinihilipilification, Lick Me Where I Sweat, Your Band Sucks, Yankees Blow, The Juggulators,
Akimbo, Macerate, and Punk Sucks So We Don't Play It.