posted on May, 24 2007 @ 06:01 AM
Thank you for responding. I have just returned home from my first RA (Ranters Anon) meeting "Hello my name is monkey and don't like to rant."
(small applause). So here I am sat at my IBM (International Business Machines) the mouse is held together with 3M (Minnisota Mining & Manufacture) irt
really is a POS (piece of ###t).
Although I have not been completely cured, I feel that if I follow the 5 step program, I will be ASAP (As Soon As Possible) able to rant with the best
1. Magnify your own troubles through needless thinking.
2. Create FOD (foriegn Object Damage) by banging your head against a wall.
3. Choose a suitably easy target for first rant. (old lady or small child).
4. Scream and shout at said target over the smallest of petty reasons.
5. Repeat steps: each time increasing the size and magnitude of target.
Please support me in this troubling time. M4S (Mojo4sale) will not always be known as M4S is they dislike acronyms so
Don't like it: then RANT about it!