Ann Coulter Uses Sex To Escape Jail Time

Yeah, she has an Adam's Apple...

But Michael Moore has breasticles...

So I figure there's a yin and yang balance amongst pundits...

I also question the ease at which everyone delved into the "I'd hit it/no way could I ever be that dunk" banter. It's unlikely that any of us would even be in close proximity to Anne or Michelle... Errr... Michael. And the thought that you'd be in a position to engage in some dalliance is as speculative as Hillary's heterosexuality.

My two Viagras.

Yes but Micheal Moore is just a fat male... Ann Coulter is... is... I am afraid to speculate but all I know is I don't want to wake up next to it muchless....... AGGG!!! There go my sexual fantasies for the night... its enough to require a stiff drink or more.

MM, you'd be surprised how often you see celebs of all levels here in in NYC. I've seen (M)Ann Coulter a few times in the past. Michael Moore I've never seen but we have plenty of obese unshaven dudes wandering around to make you forget him real quick.

men, screw how she looks! she's got a horrible personality, yes i'm one of those people that actually looks at personality. hell, if you put her personality in jessica alba's body i wouldn't touch it.

I started passing a hat at an employee meeting once... when the boss/owner asked me what it was for I told him we were taking up a collection to buy him a personality... This is the same employer I have referred to as a smaller than life character and as useless on a good day, and it went down hill from there. He also told me once that I should start treating him with respect and I replied that when he did something I could respect, I might consider it.

Perhaps we could do that for Ann Coulter... we'd have a choice too... we could take up a collection to buy her a more palatable personality... or it could go towards finishing "her" sex change operation... of course if we do that it might just improve her personality.

[edit on 16-5-2007 by grover]

Originally posted by Crakeur
I'd hit it.

for a few reasons.

Truly sick. You now have ebola from thinking about banging that inverted broomstick. Take heart, though; you might be the 1 in 10 that makes it.

She has TWO Adams Apples and i wouldnt touch her with michael moores penis and hannity pumping...

I do want to say I agree with everything said, nearly, but I will say this about her, he, it whatever, SMART AS A TACK when it comes to history. I just wish she, he, it had stuck to history and stayed off the television. It is crude, rude, brash, rough, mean, and not very couth...

Hey, if I end up going to jail again (for nothing again, of course) I wanna get off easy by doing some hot female cops or gaurds, sounds fun!