Ann Coulter? Boyfriend? Sex? Let me re-boot my PC. Are we talking about THE Anne Coulter?

YES! The one and only wicked witch. Looks whos guilty of high crimes and misdermenors NOW!

Hm. Well. Then, again, I suppose it is a biological possibility. Well, now. I'll have to go and break this news to my field operatives. Wouldn't want any of them to go blind.

You mean someone has actually been between those bony legs???

I wonder what they found? If she was biologically correct it had probably grown shut from lack of use.

There are some things that even I do not need to know.

If I had a choice of sex with Ann Coulter or a life of celibacy... I would choose the celibacy. The thought sends chills up my spine and I can only imagine what she would consider pillow talk.

Preferential Treatment

It's all rather interesting, but I'm curious about something I haven't been able to find out yet.

Does anyone know how many people have been investigated, prosecuted or convicted of what Ann Coulter is accused of?

I'm trying to get a feel for how big a problem this is and what sort of influence it might have on poll results in Florida.

I have to say I am not surprised. Albeit, maybe I am being a bit stereotypical, but I always imagined that she was a little more riskque than she let on.

I always thought Anne Coulter was a relative cleanskin and never did any porno shots ? or did she ? url ? hehehehhe

I always thought she was a botched sex change operation... after all how many women do you know that have not only an adam's apple but a prominent one?

She's obscene enough... the thought of her in a porno movie makes willie shrivel.

The mere thought could poison my sexual fantasies for weeks to come.


[edit on 15-5-2007 by grover]

I'd hit it.

for a few reasons.

first, I'm married and never get to hit anything anymore. I even get rejected by myself. So, any opportunity to get some is welcomed.

Second, I think it might be a scientific study that could garner some research funding and a possible paper being published in a major medical journal or a sci-fi magazine.

Third, I've seen enough of her to realize that she is most definitely a kinky lady and would probably let me smother her in beans and bust out the balloons and have myself a grand old time.

lastly, I think it might be fun to have a roll in the hay with her and then throw her out before she even finishes getting dressed.

Hell she'd keep flapping her trap with her mouth full. I think I would have to pass on that one.

Grover, Justin, et al: Thanks for the laughs. I was ROFLMAO after reading all your comments. You guys are funny.
Lordy, I can't stand that woman, she gives females a bad name. Come to think of it, she gives Pundits a bad name.

Somehow, I get the feeling that after the roll in the hay was done, she'd give you a "critique" on how you did - and judging by how hateful her columns are, I don't think I'd want to be on the receiving end.

Originally posted by Justin Oldham
Hm. Well. Then, again, I suppose it is a biological possibility. Well, now. I'll have to go and break this news to my field operatives. Wouldn't want any of them to go blind.

... The man's an Animal...


A good girl knows the law and a great girl knows the investigators.

you know what they say, what comes around goes around.
and around and around and around
granny I'm getting sick....

Anne Coulter...Sex...

*Shivers*
Those are terms I never thought I' see together, nor ever want to.
I think I'mg gonna be sick now.

She's not bad if you like chicks with adam's apples.... with her personality she is probably that beast from Alien in disguise.