Evolution is not something simple that happens overnight. It takes millions of years even just to see tiny changes.
When you think about human design, it is kind of a wonder that they survived. Very little body fur, rather small frame, few defenses (weak teeth and
nails, etc). The thing that made them really stand out was bipedalism, which it is believed leads to intelligence and eventually complex language.
Also, it seems only predatory animals, or at least ones that eat meat, can evolve into intelligent species. Animals need to have eyes on the front of
their head. These animals are capable of formulating plans of how to kill their prey. Animals such as rabbits with eyes in the sides of their heads
are simply programmed to run without thinking when they have such an encounter.
Animals only evolve if it will help them, because only the animals with good "mutations" will make it to mate. If it helps you to have two extra
arms because you can collect food faster, it will be encorporated into the species most likely. But if you only have one arm and it slows you down,
you likely won't be able to fight over mates and get the right to pass on your genes. The only exception is modern humans and their ability to keep
the mentally challenged, handicapped, and chronically diseased alive when (as terrible as it sounds,) they wouldn't be alive in nature.
which brings us to the common ancestor theory.
Right or wrong?
I say wrong.
Well it's either "evolved alongside monkies" or "spontaneously created by a deity from dirt overnight". Take your pick

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Don't even get me started on the possibility of alien intervention and cross-mixing their own DNA with the common ancestor found on Earth.