a UFO zapped me, page 1
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Topic started on 2-5-2007 @ 05:40 PM by johnnychicken
Well, I'm finally telling my story. Here goes-Saturday May 27th 2006 about 7:20 PM I put down my game controller and look out the window of my 7th floor apt. in South Jersey and see a white egg about the size of a minivan, right outside(so close I could have hit it with a rock).There were maby 10 people in the parking lot, in two or three groups talking to each other, two or three cars driving around, two planes in the sky and this white egg, right outside my window. I was thinking open the window and yell to get their attention, go grab my camera but all I did was watch it. It was quickly moving away from my apt. and I noticed a black dot on either side of it. Sunlight was reflecting off of all three objects. At first the black dots were stationary but as it got farther away the two dots started swirling around the egg and would 'splash' into it causing the egg to shimmer black/white.I got a good closeup look of it for maby ten seconds before it became just a black dot in the sky. Now I'm staring at this dot for the longest time, maby two minutes (heres where it gets rough)
and it starts blinking out, and I go"No! Come back!" and motion with my hands for it to come back and BOOM!!! It was like getting struck by lightning, I felt it in my scull and down my spine. The sky turned a sort of purple and against this odd color were thousands of different sized white circles,a polka-dot sky.As this quickly faded it sounded like chaos outside- three or four car alarms were going off, several sirens or what sounded like fire engines, all blaring loudly for maby ten seconds.I noticed the parking lot was empty- no people, no planes, no movement.The clock said 7:23.A few things I'll mention- the only person I've ever met who saw a UFO saw the same thing- an egg but with only one black dot, swirling around it. And I called the fire dept. to inquire about the alarms I heard but got the most BS answer- a 'system alarm test'.I also found someone who lives down the street and heard the alarms at that precise time. WHEW!!! sorry for the looooooooooooong post-I'm just glad to finally put this out there.


reply posted on 4-5-2007 @ 02:21 AM by mbkennel
I have to say this sounds a little intruiguing to me (and i'm mostly a skeptic), in particular, the description of the black dots, and then 'shimmering' merging with the 'egg'.

Why?

It sounds roughly what a naive viewer of gravitational lensing might describe, somebody who doesn't know anything about gravitational lensing.

If you hypothesize some kind of UFO gravity-control, then with the laws of physics we know it will have unusual optical effects. I'm a scientist and if these UFOs are real from another world, then we need to assume there exists some major physics that Earth science does not yet know. Nevertheless, I still believe that whatever this new physics is, it will somehow fit in with our known physics, like General Relativity which makes gravitational lensing possible. A very fine and detailed prediction of General Relativity was just validated by Gravity Probe B satellite.

Gravitational lensing is extremely weird (since we have no perception of it on Earth).

The black dots could be 'caustics' (as in lens theory) or effects where the strange metric from gravity formed a spot where the usual light was blocked.

I.e. there was but one real "thing" (which itself could well be distorted by some gravity manipulation), the other things which merged were just illusions.

I wonder if other UFO reports which show jumping and merging "balls" in patterns also reflect the same effect: gravitational lensing changing with "warp drive".

I have no idea what the 'zapping' was. I suspect the color and things you saw were brain hallucinations, perhaps from whatever shock happened.

So, did they use the "neuralizer" ray like Agents Jay and Kay, but didn't quite calibrate it right? You shoulda worn shades.


reply posted on 5-5-2007 @ 02:09 AM by mbkennel
If real live sunlight "would have" reflected off the real thing, and the real thing is warping gravity weirdly, it would of course warp the sunlight reflection as well when it "projected" the false apparent images. Gravitational lensing is really weird, and given that we have no idea about the underlying physics which produces hypothetical engineered warping (technically the source term stress-energy tensor---or even conceivably higher order physics extending the Einstein equation) we can't say at all what the patterns might look like (even comparing to known astrophysical lensing by large mass sources).

The point is that gravity warps absolutely everything---in modern physics that is quite literally the definition of what gravity is.

Remember that what you see is the light rays at your *eyes*, which always follow paths according to the gravitational metric. In all normal circumstances it is extremely flat so light appears to go extremely straight in free space, so you think something is "there", and your brain estimates it so. If the light coming is was warped during its travel, what it shows it not exactly real. This is of course familiar with normal light lensing.

Ordinary light lensing in effect is just a scalar perturbation (changing the speed of light in materials, ignoring birefringence/polarization) and even that with weird lenses (not homogeneous) you could certainly get some oddities.

Gravity is representable as a 4x4 matrix (with some conservation terms) so there are more degrees of freedom to be even weirder.

What we can say is that outside the 'region of influence' of ufomagictechnology the gravity metric will work 'normally'.


reply posted on 7-3-2009 @ 10:34 AM by organism315
reply to post by mbkennel



I liked the "gravitational lensing" effect theory very much, with the exception of how it fits into one of the parts of the eye-witness testimony. That is, the OP claims that light was reflecting off of the 'surface' of these black objects, too.

Now, I have seen gravitational lensing in many deep-space photographs, and I have never seen anything to suggest that light can appear to reflect off of the area that has the gravity. Rather, you see a uniform and tell-tale "bending" or "warping" around the gravitational areas center, much like putting a clear magnifying glass lens over the area (as if it were a piece of black paper with stars on it).

I am going to assume that this is truly a "cosmic" technological craft (which may use gravity-drive, sure), but that it is rather a nano-engineered (perhaps energy-craft) that is hyper artificially-intelligent. the merging would occur because of the "liquid-like" abilities of this energy-material.

I'm not saying that this is for sure an alien technology, simply that I have no basis to believe that it is a man-made technology, as we have nothing at all similar to this in the public sector and no cosmic-top-secret project would get caught out in the open in New Jersey, near some ATSers apartment window.

Overlooking any possible mental disorder the OP may have suffered from a long bout of video-gaming, yet being aware of the unlikely cover-up of the scene from fire-officials, along with the ability to have other eye-witnesses come forward, with the idea that after being "zapped" the OP was able to "see" more of these crafts, and that this "boom" it made, that set off car alarms, had the same result as the "booms" that other people have witnessed in SoCal; all lead me to believe that what we are truly learning about an "alien" phenomenon.

If I were to risk a guess, from all of my experience and research into aliens, I am going to go out on a limb and say that these craft are military craft from our "allies" in the galaxy. (small, fast, light-ship, many others hiding, weaponized) My hope is that this is the first sign of the evacuation or the "moving to a higher dimension" effort. As, this is the only thing that fits into my opinions, and the only thing that I can think of (outside of an attack) that would warrant that many ships in hiding.

My question to the OP is whether or not he/she has had any previous experiences and whether he/she has any redeemable qualities (physical prowess, high critical thinking, tolerance and grace toward others, diverse genetics, high psychic ability, etc.)?

This is a great thread, and I'm looking forward to answers to my two questions.

O-315



reply posted on 7-3-2009 @ 10:53 AM by organism315
I was doing some digging, and re-examination of evidence, and I think I have the culprits. How many of you have seen the "McPherson" case? Egg-shaped UFO, lands outside a family home. 3 3ft tall beings emerge wearing black suits (nano-bot survival suits?) The McPherson boys shoot one of these beings that was on their roof and take the injured being into their house, only to have it disappear, later. Then, the video shows all three (perfectly healthy) beings walk into the house, and these people are never heard from again.

I believe that this black material that keeps showing up (as in the obelisk in the Dr. Reid video) is their shape-shifting nano-technology (computer and gear) and I believe that it's made of carbon nano-tubes (which is why our scientists love carbon nano-tubes) but runs on artificially-intelligent pure-energy nano-particles.

Now, who are these short, gray, aliens? I think that answers itself - probably "reticulan" underlings (plant/reptile hybrid bio-robots). Do I think they're malicious? No, I believe that they are hired by our "watchers" or "zoo-keepers". Who are the zoo-keepers? I think they are the long-nosed grays, the ugly wrinkly kind, like the one seen on Dr. Reid's video. Why are they here? I think they're just tending to their flock and making sure that they can repopulate the Earth (like Noah did) after any catastrophe.

I think we should analyze why this "crazy" OP was allowed to "see" the other craft (since, noone would normally believe a bipolar ex-druggie) And, what does it mean that the sky showed many more craft.

Furthermore, I've never heard of an ecstasy flash-back causing a vivid hallucination like that. So, why is the fire-department covering this up, and why did his doctor prescribe powerful drugs, rather than therapy, first?

O-315


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reply posted on 7-3-2009 @ 12:17 PM by organism315
UFO over New Jersey 2009 Mar 4

Here is what I have found in support of the OP, near that date. Many many many other reports as well.

O-315

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