That mountain dew thing has got to be BS.

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posted on Dec, 27 2003 @ 04:39 PM
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I mean honestly, it does not make your penis shorter.

Whoever made that up is full of crap, it's just not possible. If it really did, they would be required to note it on cans. Yet I see no warning on Mountain Dew cans. I can't believe so many people think this is true, too.




posted on Dec, 27 2003 @ 04:41 PM
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Its the yellow #5 in the mountain dew. They dont ahve to put warnings on the can... cuz its not the Mt. Dew that causes it. Its the yellow #5. Its just an ingridient.



posted on Dec, 27 2003 @ 04:45 PM
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Isn't that little urban legend just an extrapilation of the general warning about caffeine (of which MD is high in content?)

Caffeine constricts blood vessels. And that's all your penis is really. But it 'shrinks' it about as much as aspirin 'grows' it. Hardly at all.



posted on Jan, 4 2004 @ 11:47 AM
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I heard that Surge would lower your sperm count if you drank it a lot, I think that might be one of the reasons why they stopped making it.



posted on Jan, 4 2004 @ 12:02 PM
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Originally posted by VanishingPoint
I heard that Surge would lower your sperm count if you drank it a lot, I think that might be one of the reasons why they stopped making it.


I loved that stuff !! I was pi ed when they stopped making it. Hell, I already have 3 kids, I wouldn't care about the side-effects !! :w:



posted on Jan, 4 2004 @ 09:00 PM
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I totally belive that Mt. Dew shrinks ur penis AND lowers sperm count... my ex boyfriend drank that stuff all the time, and even though i never saw it, he's told me that it's pretty small, not even 6'' long, the average male is what like 6 and a half inches isn't it? well no one would EVER lie about having a small penis, that's just not something ne one would think to do! oh yea, it was stupid that they stopped making surge, i LOVED that stuff



posted on Jan, 5 2004 @ 06:15 PM
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For yellow 5 to lower sperm counts to dangerous level and individual would have to conusme insane amounts of it. This myth began when tests were run with lab rats that were injected with huge concentrations of yellow 5 and they failed to reproduce.



posted on Jan, 10 2004 @ 03:59 PM
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>_>

Uh oh. I used to drink a ton of mountain dew...




posted on Jan, 10 2004 @ 05:07 PM
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Originally posted by ignorancebliss
I totally belive that Mt. Dew shrinks ur penis AND lowers sperm count... my ex boyfriend drank that stuff all the time, and even though i never saw it, he's told me that it's pretty small, not even 6'' long, the average male is what like 6 and a half inches isn't it? well no one would EVER lie about having a small penis, that's just not something ne one would think to do!


Unrelated on my part, and certainly no "confession"
but has anyone else noticed that "average" is considered "small" now?

I think the studies are wrong saying 6" is average. It has to be more like 8" or EVERYONE is lying. For 6" to be average, some people must be like 2 or 3". That seems crazy.



posted on Jan, 16 2004 @ 12:49 AM
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Isn't 6" the US average? The global average which takes into account the largest continent in the world (no racism intended), lowers the average to 5". Wow, I am so blessed with all these worldly facts...



posted on Jan, 16 2004 @ 12:51 AM
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Originally posted by ignorancebliss
I totally belive that Mt. Dew shrinks ur penis AND lowers sperm count... my ex boyfriend drank that stuff all the time, and even though i never saw it, he's told me that it's pretty small, not even 6'' long, the average male is what like 6 and a half inches isn't it? well no one would EVER lie about having a small penis, that's just not something ne one would think to do! oh yea, it was stupid that they stopped making surge, i LOVED that stuff


I know a girl who brags to high hell about her boyfriends equipment and he lives off mountain dew.

*EDIT: She's a slut, so I guess she would know.

[Edited on 1-16-2004 by insite]



posted on Jan, 16 2004 @ 11:51 AM
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Originally posted by insite

I know a girl who brags to high hell about her boyfriends equipment and he lives off mountain dew.

*EDIT: She's a slut, so I guess she would know.

[Edited on 1-16-2004 by insite]






Oh God, please stop..your killing me.




posted on Jan, 16 2004 @ 11:52 AM
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But really, are the side effects supposed to be permanent? I'm married so sex is a mute point for me now anyway but I like Diet Dew and I just want to know.



posted on Jan, 16 2004 @ 11:53 AM
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I guess I'm glad I drank the Dew, or I'd be porn star freakish about now, hehe....



Isn't 6" the US average? The global average which takes into account the largest continent in the world (no racism intended), lowers the average to 5". Wow, I am so blessed with all these worldly facts...


Really? Damn...guess I am porn star freakish then, hehe....


[Edited on 16-1-2004 by Gazrok]



posted on Mar, 1 2004 @ 07:11 PM
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Actually I've heard that the ingredient "yellow 5" is supposed to make a man sterile if enough is injested. I don't believe any of that crap though.



posted on Mar, 7 2004 @ 01:38 AM
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Originally posted by Jeffrey
Actually I've heard that the ingredient "yellow 5" is supposed to make a man sterile if enough is injested. I don't believe any of that crap though.


Do you know if there is a birth control pill for men (may it consist of yellow 5 or not)? I just want to know. A jimmy hat is my worst enemy. I hate em. Im thinking of paying for a little of myself to be frozen in a vat and getting my tubes tied. There's got to be something cheaper than that procedure.



posted on Mar, 8 2004 @ 09:50 AM
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If this is true i am definately never gona drink it i like my todger the size it is!



posted on Mar, 8 2004 @ 09:52 AM
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Originally posted by insite

Originally posted by Jeffrey
Actually I've heard that the ingredient "yellow 5" is supposed to make a man sterile if enough is injested. I don't believe any of that crap though.


Do you know if there is a birth control pill for men (may it consist of yellow 5 or not)? I just want to know. A jimmy hat is my worst enemy. I hate em. Im thinking of paying for a little of myself to be frozen in a vat and getting my tubes tied. There's got to be something cheaper than that procedure.

The only thing i know of is a condom.



posted on Mar, 18 2004 @ 11:34 PM
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Well I have drank mountain dew for about 18 years now and my willie isn't too wee. In fact I am looking at it now and it's pretty impressive. Must not be true.



posted on Mar, 19 2004 @ 06:42 AM
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what number is the yellow in mellow yellow?

>_>
just wondering





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