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Originally posted by VanishingPoint
I heard that Surge would lower your sperm count if you drank it a lot, I think that might be one of the reasons why they stopped making it.
Originally posted by ignorancebliss
I totally belive that Mt. Dew shrinks ur penis AND lowers sperm count... my ex boyfriend drank that stuff all the time, and even though i never saw it, he's told me that it's pretty small, not even 6'' long, the average male is what like 6 and a half inches isn't it? well no one would EVER lie about having a small penis, that's just not something ne one would think to do!
Originally posted by ignorancebliss
I totally belive that Mt. Dew shrinks ur penis AND lowers sperm count... my ex boyfriend drank that stuff all the time, and even though i never saw it, he's told me that it's pretty small, not even 6'' long, the average male is what like 6 and a half inches isn't it? well no one would EVER lie about having a small penis, that's just not something ne one would think to do! oh yea, it was stupid that they stopped making surge, i LOVED that stuff
Originally posted by insite
I know a girl who brags to high hell about her boyfriends equipment and he lives off mountain dew.
*EDIT: She's a slut, so I guess she would know.
[Edited on 1-16-2004 by insite]
Isn't 6" the US average? The global average which takes into account the largest continent in the world (no racism intended), lowers the average to 5". Wow, I am so blessed with all these worldly facts...
Originally posted by Jeffrey
Actually I've heard that the ingredient "yellow 5" is supposed to make a man sterile if enough is injested. I don't believe any of that crap though.
Originally posted by insite
Originally posted by Jeffrey
Actually I've heard that the ingredient "yellow 5" is supposed to make a man sterile if enough is injested. I don't believe any of that crap though.
Do you know if there is a birth control pill for men (may it consist of yellow 5 or not)? I just want to know. A jimmy hat is my worst enemy. I hate em. Im thinking of paying for a little of myself to be frozen in a vat and getting my tubes tied. There's got to be something cheaper than that procedure.