BTS.humor: My Dog Ate My Viagra!

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My Dog Ate My Viagra!

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Dave







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[edit on 3/24/2007 by Dave Rabbit]

That is just classic. Don't forget to stop your dog getting dry dick.I don't know how you stopped from bursting out laughing

Ha! Good one, Dave.
My sister is a vet tech, so I sent her a link to this.
She'll love it.

Keep it up!

This was really a tough one to keep from laughing because the Tech was absolutely WONDERFUL! Not only was she very PROFESSIONAL but she had a splendid sense of humor even in weird circumstances. I could have tried this with a dozen other folks and would have NEVER come close to the magic that I had with her.

Thanks guys for taking the time to listen and come in.

Dave

Hahaha too funny! So do you actually have a poodle? lol

Peace,
- Naz

LMAO !!!
Now that's what I call " Giving your dog the bone "
Very funny, thanks Dave. I'm at work and needed a good laugh today.

.... yeah, unfortunately.... my wife has THREE POODLES. Zsa Zsa (Gabor), Bridgett (Bardot) and Boscoe. Boscoe is the little male that we inherited from my Grandson when his Dad and Mom split and they couldn't have a dog in their apartment. And even though we had him Neutered... he still HUMPS everything that moves.... CATS, PEOPLE, STUFFED ANIMALS..... thus the IDEA! Sheesh!

To my DEFENSE, "I" have a Lab, a Doberman and a Blue Heeler.

I thought about, originally, making the dog with the erection be my Doberman as it sounded more studley..... but I think it really played better being a Poodle !

Thanks for listening and coming in and taking the time to post. By the way... did you "FLAG THE MUTHA?"

Dave

[edit on 3/26/2007 by Dave Rabbit]

Wow
I'm going to have to play this for my mother-in-law
shes got a poodle I think she'll get a kick out of this

Hey Bat....

Let me know what she thought.

Dave

I just played it for her over the phone.
what I heard was ooh....oh my.... and laughing
Said that if her poodle wasn't 12yrs old she let him over lol

I now get the pleasure of going to her home and showing her how to make an audio cd of it so she can have her non-computer friend listen to it

nothing like a bunch of elderly ladies (76+) sitting around listening to "filth" lol

I thought it was kinda funny, but this is what I would of done in high school, how old are you Rabbit? Not trying to put you down, but you must be pretty bored to do this?
I remember laughing my as* off when we use to do things like this it is so funny, that people don't know or understand.
I think it would of been funnier if you coped to the gig with them on the phone just to hear their reaction, now that would of been funny.
Why don't you call them back and keep talking about it, say to them, that your dog got a hold of your cat and they did it and what would result from it or like you took the cat to the vet now and now the cat is prego.

First off...

Hey Bat:

"nothing like a bunch of elderly ladies (76+) sitting around listening to "filth" lol"

My Mom is 83.... I thought I was going to have to get the paddles and yell CLEAR!

PHARAOH1133 ...... 58. Bored... not in my lifetime my friend. Not tooting my own horn, but with over 2 million fans that subscribe to my material through Pod-O-Matic, iTunes, Digital Podcast, Podcast Pickle... just to name a few, obviously they have the same warped sense of humor that I do! In High School, I was a class clown. My motto was "Sex & Booze Until I Die". Of course, that changed over the years when kiddos and grandkids came along..... but I have a great time just coming up with things that seem obvious to me that no one has done before or asked about. Ask Springer on a U2U sometime about our private conversations...... they are along the same lines as the Amigos interview and the old Springer Sprung shows (here on ATS). I guess the bottom line on this one.... is I enjoy life and having fun. Life is TOO BORING to sit on my butt and not make the most of every minute. In 36 years, one thing I have learned about humor... is to entertain yourself. If others enjoy it, that's a BONUS! Hope that answers your question.

As for coping to the gig.... it was MY VET so they knew all about it when I took "The Poodle" in question the next day. I also gave them copies of it which they have all had a ball with, including the "victim".

Thanks for taking the time to listen and express your thoughts. That is the one thing about ATS that I have always loved...... good folks..... good comments.

Thanks again.

Dave



[edit on 3/26/2007 by Dave Rabbit]

This funny thing you do? In other words do you have plans to do more of this kind of stuff? Or is this like just a one time thing? I know you said life is too short and it all about having fun, which I agree, I just want to know it your accepting ideas for your next gig?
I got a few that had us rolling on the ground for months, back in the day, some where kind of "R+" rated, but it was so funny. The way people just go on and on talking without have any idea is so funny.
Let me know if you want to hear some of the stuff we use to do.

You are very funny, and you make me laugh.

ALWAYS open for new material and ideas. I have ideas submitted to me all the time. May I suggest as not to give away something you suggest and I may use..... e-mailing me personally. Let me know it is YOU and we will communicate privately.

My e-mail address is:

[email protected]

You might also, if you haven't already.... check out my Pod-O-Matic Home Page. The Main Page and the Archive Pages contain over 200 separate bits of comedy, music and interviews that I have done since February 2006 when all of this became known to me.

daverabbit.podomatic.com...

Like I said..... always open to any comments and suggestions.... but when it comes to material..... would rather keep that on a private basis. Remember the old Candid Camera Show? May be before your time.... but Alan Funt was a master of BITS and GAGS. It was an era that I fondly remember and try and capture as much as I can without SLAMMING or BELITTLING folks (except for the Base Commander in Saigon )

I look forward to hearing your ideas by e-mail.

Best regards...

Dave

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit
ALWAYS open for new material and ideas. I have ideas submitted to me all the time. May I suggest as not to give away something you suggest and I may use..... e-mailing me personally. Let me know it is YOU and we will communicate privately.

My e-mail address is:

[email protected]

You might also, if you haven't already.... check out my Pod-O-Matic Home Page. The Main Page and the Archive Pages contain over 200 separate bits of comedy, music and interviews that I have done since February 2006 when all of this became known to me.

daverabbit.podomatic.com...

Like I said..... always open to any comments and suggestions.... but when it comes to material..... would rather keep that on a private basis. Remember the old Candid Camera Show? May be before your time.... but Alan Funt was a master of BITS and GAGS. It was an era that I fondly remember and try and capture as much as I can without SLAMMING or BELITTLING folks (except for the Base Commander in Saigon

)

I look forward to hearing your ideas by e-mail.

Best regards...

Dave

I will go ahead and e-mail ya then.
Hey I checked out your pod-cast sign up and enrolled for it about a week or more ago, but it don't seem to be automatically loading on my I-Pod? I got the First termer one, but that's all, can you tell me how to make it load automatically so I don't have to worry about trying to figure out how to do it?
Yes, I do remember Candid Camera, (I'm 43) so I have seen a lot of stuff on t.v. from back then.
I didn't know you were in Vietnam, I wish I could take a trip there and see all the sites.
I have a few things I could E-mail you, I guess I will respond to you Via E-mail, on subject matter, some stuff I got is for guys only maybe but who knows maybe the chics might find it funny too, you know kinda like stag jokes etc.., but I'll talk to you about that privately.
Well it's good talking to ya Dave, keep up the good work on all the stuff you do.

Great.... look forward to it. Regarding the iPod..... out of my league on that one... sorry, I don't have one or even know how they work really. Will talk soon privately.

Dave

ROTFLMAO!

That was MUCH tamer than our typical phone call Brother Rabbit!

Springer...

Remember.... you told me months ago to try and be a kinder, gentler Dave !

Dave

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My Dog Ate My Viagra! (reply 1)

Absolutely Frickin Hilarious Dave!






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