:bnghd: Perhaps, we got the idea Bush is stupid from the horse's mouth.
"There is a group of people who feel that '[the President of the United States should] be smarter than I am on just about every issue I can think
of.' But there is also a large group of people who don't feel that way. They want the President, in this modern era, to be something they can relate
to. Someone who they don't think is intellectually intimidating. Someone who isn't really lost in the big fog of intellectual ideas and the world of
words."
:bnghd: Or his drinking:
"I don't think I was clinically an alcoholic; I didn't have the genuine addiction. I don't know why I drank. I liked to drink, I guess."
:bnghd: Or his DENIAL about his drinking:
"The signal we ought to send to our children is that in spite of what happened in the '60s and '70s, we have learned some lessons. And the lessons
ought to be: don't be using drugs and alcohol."
:bnghd: Or his abject FAILURE at rolemodeling:
"I wouldn't tell your kids that you smoked pot unless you want 'em to smoke pot. I think it's important for leaders, and parents, not to send
mixed signals. I don't want some kid saying, 'Well, Governor Bush tried it.'"
See Jenna? See Jenna drink? Drink Jenna drink.
:bnghd: Or maybe it's his MANY, MANY failed and shady business dealings. Here George defends himself to the SEC:
"In the corporate world, sometimes things aren't exactly black and white when it comes to accounting procedures."
:bnghd: Now we KNOW why he gots those C's in accounting!!!
:bnghd: Or maybe it's Bush's admission (at the time) why he chose a fluff job in baseball over following in his dad's footsteps:
"You know, I could run for governor but I'm basically a media creation. I've never done anything. I've worked for my dad. I worked in the oil
business. But that's not the kind of profile you have to have to get elected to public office."
:bnghd: Or maybe it's his MANY blunders with the press ONCE elected:
GOVERNOR BUSH: The new Pakistani General, he's just been elected -- not elected, this guy took over office. It appears this guy is going to bring
stability to the country and I think that's good news for the subcontinent.
JOURNALIST: And you can name him?
GOVERNOR BUSH: General... I can name the general.
JOURNALIST: And it's...?
GOVERNOR BUSH: "General."
JOURNALIST: And the Prime Minister of India?
GOVERNOR BUSH: The new Prime Minister of India is... [pause] No.
[Anger rises]
GOVERNOR BUSH: Can you name the Foreign Minister of Mexico?
JOURNALIST: No sir, but I would say to that: I'm not running for President.
:bnghd: Want some more?
11 Jan 2000 George W Bush, making an indisputable statement of fact: "Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning?'"
31 May 2000 An introspective George W Bush: "When I'm talking about -- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of
us are talking about me."
Aug 2000 George W Bush: "I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just
the way it goes."
4 Sep 2000 During a campaign stop in Naperville, Illinois, Presidential candidate George W Bush turns to running mate Dick Cheney and says, "There's
Adam Clymer, major league asshole from the New York Times." Cheney responds, "Oh yeah, he is, big-time." Unbeknownst to the men, their comments are
transmitted clearly to the television news feed.
29 Sep 2000 George W Bush: "I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully."
3 Oct 2000 George W Bush: "There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down
again.'"
4 Oct 2000 George W Bush: "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
18 Oct 2000 George W Bush: "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
18 Dec 2000 George W Bush, still waiting on the Florida recount: "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier... just so long as
I'm the dictator."
13 Jan 2002 While watching a football game on TV, President George W Bush chokes on a pretzel and briefly loses consciousness in his White House
bedroom.
[My CAT doesn't choke on PRETZELS!!!! - FEEB!]
19 May 2002 "Do you have blacks too?" Question posed by Bush to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Der Spiegel, also quoted in The New
Republic on June 10.
17 Sep 2002 George W Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame
on... shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again."
7 Oct 2002 "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." The New Republic
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