"Since I've been on NutriSystem my sex life has been excellent!"

I'm so freakin' tired of that effing commercial and that retard talking about his excellent sex life due to Nutrisystem. Do people really believe those testimonials?

You know what, come to think of it I hate all those NutriSystem commercials featuring dudes. Dan Marino........you suck at everything you've done since playing football. Your Sunday pregame show sucks due mainly to you and Boomer "I wouldn't know what humor was if it kicked me in the nads" Esiason, and your NutriSystem commericals are whack. Then there's that other Nutrisystem commercial with the dude from soft core porn movies on Skin-emax. Didn't those idiots at NutriSystem know about that guy's other job?

People that buy this crap are the same people that bought a Flowbee. Yeah, cut your hair with a vacuum cleaner.............nice!

Peace

[edit on 3-1-2007 by Dr Love]

Hehe, I hear ya m8. Thank the stars for a muter.

But you gotta admit that Enzyte guy (smiling Bob) is pretty funny.

RFOLMAO, dr love.

I had thought you were making some sort of personal disclosure here.


Speaking of dumb products, don't forget the spray on "hair".

Sly advertising...almost subliminal.

Fat = No Sex, unattractive, lonely

Skinny = Tons of Sex, Attractive, popular

Originally posted by Dr Love

People that buy this crap are the same people that bought a Flowbee. Yeah, cut your hair with a vacuum cleaner.............nice!

Got a problem with the Flowbee? it works as well as my Inside-the-Eggshell-Scrambler.

I keep it on the shelf next to the cap snaffler and turnip twaddler.

Sometimes commercials seem stupid when you are not the target audience. A lot of women think beer commercials are sexist and/or juvenile, while guys think they are witty or sexy because the commericals are not targeted at women. Perhaps Nutrisystem commericals are using male spokesmen to target women, who might be deluded into thinking their chubby butt is going to reel in a Dan Marino while meeting at a Nutrisystem meeting or perhaps get women to sign up their husbands.

I'm sick and tired of retarded showy commercials.

For once, I would just like to see an honest straightforward commercial;

"Hey, buy this." *commercial ends*

Who knows some day some company will do that just to have their commercial stand out...

The future of commercials is in product placement, which I cannot stand. Next time you watch Letterman or Leno, notice that not only will guests talk about their latest movie, CD, or book, but they will talk about other products by name. For example, they may talk about how they like to drink a "Coke" or "Budweiser" rather than just say they like to drink soda or beer. Some of the worse TV shows on TV, are nothing but product placement blitzes.

Don't knock till you tried it, I bought NutriSystem meals and now I have sex ten times a day!

j/k I agree, it's a stupid commercial. Just go on a diet with regular food, don't buy these overpriced prepackaged food.

Originally posted by Mechanic 32
I had thought you were making some sort of personal disclosure here.

HA! So did I. I saw the title and thought 'now why is he ranting about a good sex life??'

Frankly, I hate all those 'my sex life is great because of ______' commercials. Especially the mens magazine commercial.

Originally posted by djohnsto77
Don't knock till you tried it, I bought NutriSystem meals and now I have sex ten times a day!

.... and yet you still have the energy to sit up and post on the internet ... I'm impressed! THAT would be an interesting commercial....

NutriSystem and dj's sex life ....

Not familiar with this actual product, but if you've seen one of these commercials you have seen them all.

"Please take this drug, it'll give you the sex life you've always wanted."
Erections lasting over four hours are not normal and you should consult a physician
Side effects are: Loss of breath, Vertigo, Constipation, Dry Mouth, Hemroids, Severe Headaches, and Memory Loss


...What?

I get a kick out of these products that will "hopefully" resolve one issue, but inflict about ten others.

[edit on 11-1-2007 by chissler]

Originally posted by chissler
Not familiar with this actual product, but if you've seen one of these commercials you have seen them all.

"Please take this drug, it'll give you the sex life you've always wanted."
Erections lasting over four hours are not normal and you should consult a physician
Side effects are: Loss of breath, Vertigo, Constipation, Dry Mouth, Hemroids, Severe Headaches, and Memory Loss

...What?

I get a kick out of these products that will "hopefully" resolve one issue, but inflict about ten others.

[edit on 11-1-2007 by chissler]

Aint it the truth!
A four hour erection, eh? Hmmmmmm................Now that makes me do some thinkin'...........
Think of the possibilities!
Like you could go to a nude beach and play ring toss all day long! I bet everyone would be so surprised!
Where can I get an industrial sized drum of these pills?

NutriSystem is just a diet of prepackaged food, not a drug, so it's not exactly like Viagra or something. They guy's just saying now he's thin and gorgeous from the diet, he attracts a lot more babes.

I can't stand local commercials when they use their small children that can't speak up or be understood. It is NOT cute to me! Get's on my last nerve and that's the ones they play over and over during prime time. I can't afford more than basic cable, so I mostly listen to talk radio.

And the commercials for meds that they don't even tell you what they are for?? They tell you to discuss it with your doctor. I go to a Workman's Comp doctor. I can just see him now if I told him what I need. hahahaha.

Originally posted by djohnsto77
NutriSystem is just a diet of prepackaged food, not a drug, so it's not exactly like Viagra or something. They guy's just saying now he's thin and gorgeous from the diet, he attracts a lot more babes.

And you know, there is a lot of truth to that. Improved confidence is just one of the reasons.

quote: Originally posted by Dr Love
Dan Marino........you suck at everything you've done since playing football. Your Sunday pregame show sucks due mainly to you and Boomer

I really liked that one.

Originally posted by Dr Love
I'm so freakin' tired of that effing commercial and that retard talking about his excellent sex life due to Nutrisystem. Do people really believe those testimonials?

Darn, and here I was hoping you were reporting some great side effects! Ah well... Back to the personals... hehe

Peace to all,
NOMW

I am in the same boat with ya Dr.

It is a disgrace to see those commercials for the Nutri-System Diet and how it has improved that person's sex life. I, quite frankly, don't want to know what it has done for your life. It's equally disgraceful to see all of these former NFL players, legends like Marino and Don Shula, advertising the diet. Now Mike Golic on the other hand, that is a completely different story!!!

Yeh similar ads here in OZ that annoy the crap out of me. I found the only way to improve my sex life is to work heaps of overtime, give my wife all the extra cash i earn to go on a shopping spree and voila she treats me like Errol Flynn. Works a treat and probably cheaper than all those products.
Must go i'm off to work.