Football: Christmas Carols

i read this in the paper and lets see if you can figure out, its sounds like a xmas carol when sung hehe

here it goes

Berti the red faced german
Always had a silly plan,
And every time they saw it,
Frowns would come from every fan.
All of the other countries,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor berti,
Succeed in any football games.
Then one fatefull happy day,
The SFA sat down,
Berti Vogts were glad to say,
Pack your bags get out of town,
Then the tartan army loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Berti the red faced german, thats the last of you we'll sea.

Hehe nice...

Rudolph the red nosed rein-deer..

I remember one we used to sing at west Ham back in the 80's

I'm dreaming of a Frank Lampard
Just like the one we used to know
When the ball came over
And Frank fell over
And scored a Fu$king excellent goal!

(to the tune of white christmas)