Micheal Jackson Jokes...

Police searching Micheal Jackson's home have decided to charge him with possesion of drugs. The found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the bathroom, and class 1C in the bedroom

Don't tell me you didn't get it...

Anyone else have a Micheal Jackson joke they'd like to share with us?

I didn't get it but I got one.

What's black and white and comes in a little can?

Originally posted by Colonel
I didn't get it but I got one.

What's black and white and comes in a little can?

LoL
Dammit! Class 1C - a class of school children. *bangs head on wall*

Ahhh ok. My bad.

Don't know but I'm sure :

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!


Q:What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: Michael Jackson slumber party.



A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother
and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,
"Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black
or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay
or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers
none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding
and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

Ok heres some..

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?

A: They both play ball in the Minor League


Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

A: They both have small boys pants at half off!


Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?

A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.

Oh man, those are good, hehe...

I remember one about him "blowing bubbles" (as the punchline....) but can't remember the joke completely, hehe.....

(Bubbles is the name of his chimp...)

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You kick Jacko in the chin.

Michael Jackson.

He is such a joke. Put him in prison and let his face fall off.

Michael Jackson...You gotta see this!!!

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P.S. yes, I know it's a farce, but it's damned good, hehe...

Originally posted by Gazrok
Oh man, those are good, hehe...

I remember one about him "blowing bubbles" (as the punchline....) but can't remember the joke completely, hehe.....

(Bubbles is the name of his chimp...)

The proper joke.....

Hey Gaz, did you ever blow bubbles as a child? You did ?!? Well...he's back in town with Michael and wants to get together again. Ba-dum-bump.
I'll be here all week...try the veal.

hehe...that's the one...

What's the difference btw Michael Jackson and Mick Dittman?
Mick Dittman DOES have a licence to ride 4 year olds.

Got a new car radio. When u shout soul, it plays soul, when u shout rock it plays rock.
Some kids ran in front of me the other day and I shouted f*cking kids!!
It played Michael Jackson.

How do you know when it's midnight at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael? "Excuse me, but you're in my son"

Where's Michael going on holiday? He's off to Tampa with the kids.

What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac? They're both old meat between young buns

What does Michael hand round after dinner? The under-eights

What does Jackson have in common with whisky? They both come in small tots


What do Michael and K-mart have in common? They both have boys briefs half-off

Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy. "How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael. Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"

What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A Michael Jackson slumber party

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with
and the other you carry your groceries in.




Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?

A. Several children have fingered him




Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?" The captain replied, "Screw the children!" Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"

Why can't I upload and put it in here normally?

[Edited on 6-12-2003 by LeenBekkemaa]

[Edited on 6-12-2003 by LeenBekkemaa]

here is one!

I need to send it to someone so they can upload it...dont know how...its funny though!

ok...how do u link to ur uploads??

[Edited on 6-12-2003 by Gryffen]

How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalog!

[Edited on 8-12-2003 by drunk]

this isnt a joke....

but i think it is real funny when someone says his name and everybody giggles or laughs