posted on Nov, 20 2003 @ 02:04 PM
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Q:What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: Michael Jackson slumber party.
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother
and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,
"Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers
none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding
and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"