You're Gonna Be A Star!
I don't see what people are so upset about. :shk:
I mean think of all the advantages
of being on camera all the time.
Everyone will be a celebrity. Everyone will be
It will be like billions of Truman Shows all at once.
We'll smile and blow kisses at the cameras, while far away, in some control room somewhere, our performances will be met with thunderous applause.
Just think of the convenience of being continuously monitored.
Lock your keys in your car? No problem! Just wave at the camera and say, "Little help?"
Who needs On-Star? CCTV: Always On... YOU!
No crime, no hooliganism, no deviant behavior, no troublesome nonconformity.
Help will always be on hand: corrections officers will be dispatched within seconds to deal with any behavioral discrepancies.
The world will be a paradise at long last.
And imagine if you will the incredible volumes of "CCTV's Funniest Bloopers" that will be available. With so much source material to work with, I
predict a bright future for the blooper genre!
Best of all: NO RERUNS!
Fresh new programming, 24/7/365.
Talk about your Reality TV! We'll have thousands of channels of reality shows.
O Glorious Vision! The people shall rejoice.
In the future, we will all be watching... ourselves. So relax!
It's a Brave New World, baby.