What if We had Peace?

What if we had peace...A scenario

As all-out peace spreads across the Middle-East, exports of Bad-News from the region to the world's media would be severely hit, forcing the price of bad-news to unprecedented levels of over $76 per column. Western society as we know it would slide into complete happiness and contentment; with televisions, newspapers, and radios projected to run out of bad-news within a matter of weeks. As the shockwaves of peace begin to affect day-to-day life in developed nations around the globe, war negotiators would seek to help inflame regional tensions, in order to restore disquiet and inhumanity.
To this end, western media-scientists would be forced to look for an alternative to a dependance on imported bad-news. Indeed, researchers at Fox media laboratories have succeeded in engineering a television to run solely on synthetic-news, with the aim of making the US self-sufficient.

timski,

I liked that a lot!

Way to go, timski! What a hoot! Honestly, this is probably what would happen And, hey, with nothing bad to report, what scare tactics would politicians have to help raise funds?

Great post Timski.

I had to give that one a WATS

Originally posted by Roper
Documentation for the above, Mr. Bandit.

Roper

[edit on 16-9-2006 by Roper]

Just do a search on the RMS Lusitania conspiracy. Same for Pearl Harbor.