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My new 'Splinter Cell'

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posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 08:21 AM
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Originally posted by lombozo
I got it! I have a really big tree in my backyard, and alot of lumber left over from a project I never finished. We could build a really cool tree house! Up real high, with the only way to get up in that treehouse would be a really long rope ladder. Yep, no one could get into that treehouse if they couldn't get hold of that ladder. Brain, I gotta give you a reward for this good thinkin'! Yep, I'm gonna slug a couple of those Flaming Hezbollahs down for you.


Sounds great, I bet it'll look something like this:




Original Source: SatireWire




posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 08:41 AM
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Originally posted by djohnsto77

Originally posted by lombozo
I got it! I have a really big tree in my backyard, and alot of lumber left over from a project I never finished. We could build a really cool tree house! Up real high, with the only way to get up in that treehouse would be a really long rope ladder. Yep, no one could get into that treehouse if they couldn't get hold of that ladder. Brain, I gotta give you a reward for this good thinkin'! Yep, I'm gonna slug a couple of those Flaming Hezbollahs down for you.


Sounds great, I bet it'll look something like this:




Original Source: SatireWire


It's like you're reading my mind! We can use that for our blueprint. It's so cool to see someone else who can do some good thinkin'!
*raises crimson fist in the air* JIHAD!
Have a Flaming Hezbollah for me my Screaming Jihad Brother!
*raises crimson fist in the air* JIHAD!
I have to meet with Brother Waheed Fett to get his blessing for our plans.
Hey I just did some quick thinkin'! I have an old sheet in the garage. We can draw our logo on it. My son has lots of finger paints! Man oh man, that's some good thinkin'! We will have our own flag, so when we make that video, everyone can see it.
*raises crimson fist in the air* JIHAD!
Wait!!! I just had another thought. When we make our video, we should hold flashlights under our chins like we did at campouts. Man that will make us look really scary! And when Waheed speaks, we need to be sure that he points alot.
*raises crimson fist in the air* JIHAD!



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 09:13 AM
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So I was doing some more thinkin' about that flag. Maybe something like this:




Man my hand hurts........



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 11:42 AM
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The only request is that we add whiskey to the drinking of beer.



Welcome brother.

Excellent work on the tree house idea...its genius..no one will ever find us.

ive already started enriching some uranium in my bathroom so we should have a WMD on the way soon, although my girlfriend has proposed sanctions if i continue.

by the way..ive had a word with the 'almighty' and he said hes willing to increase the quota to 95 virgins for any one of us that dies out in the field.

JIHADDDDDD!!!

(bombs a screaming hezbollah)



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 11:46 AM
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Waheed!
Welcome back my Brother. Do you like the ideas I was thinkin' for the video?
I'm glad you like that tree house idea!
JIIIIIIHHHHHAAAAAAAD



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 11:54 AM
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My name is Saddam Chessain, and I am here for your Ladies, Rum and Cigars in that order. JIHAD!!

No! Don't put me back in the hole!!



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 12:29 PM
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Originally posted by chebob
My name is Saddam Chessain, and I am here for your Ladies, Rum and Cigars in that order. JIHAD!!

No! Don't put me back in the hole!!


Chesain - I was doin' some thinkin'..... Hmmm I says to myself, that must be pretty bad to be in a hole like that. When we finish our treehouse, we'll get you up that ladder as quick as we can. First a hole in the ground, then up to the top of the trees!

JIIIHHHAAAADD!!!!!!



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 01:33 PM
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My name is Hassan Bin Sober. I have been reading up on your group and would like to join. What can I do for our common cause? I'm a great pilot, and have designed my own spy plane. Can I join your group?



edit to raise crimson fist & yell JIHAD!!!

[edit on 8-9-2006 by 2PacSade]



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 01:41 PM
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Originally posted by 2PacSade
My name is Hassan Bin Sober. I have been reading up on your group and would like to join. What can I do for our common cause? I'm a great pilot, and have designed my own spy plane. Can I join your group?



edit to raise crimson fist & yell JIHAD!!!

[edit on 8-9-2006 by 2PacSade]


Hassan Bin Sober. Very impressive airplane design! That must've taken some deep thinkin'! I will tell our exhalted leader that you should be welcomed with open arms, but only Waheed Fett can say yes or no.
Are you willing to go through the rigorous training I was thinkin' about, and wrote down in earlier posts?



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 01:50 PM
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Originally posted by lombozo

Originally posted by 2PacSade
My name is Hassan Bin Sober. I have been reading up on your group and would like to join. What can I do for our common cause? I'm a great pilot, and have designed my own spy plane. Can I join your group?



edit to raise crimson fist & yell JIHAD!!!

[edit on 8-9-2006 by 2PacSade]


Hassan Bin Sober. Very impressive airplane design! That must've taken some deep thinkin'! I will tell our exhalted leader that you should be welcomed with open arms, but only Waheed Fett can say yes or no.
Are you willing to go through the rigorous training I was thinkin' about, and wrote down in earlier posts?


I will do whatever is required of me. JIHAD!

I have another design for a Secret Tank that may prove to be of use in our cause JIHAD!



JIHAD!!!



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 01:52 PM
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I could be in charge of our "skunkworks" if I may be so graced. . .

edit to raise crimson fist, down flaming hezbolla, and shout JIHAD!

[edit on 8-9-2006 by 2PacSade]



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 02:07 PM
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I will join this thread...all I can say is propoganda. So will i be wearing all ten grills on top or 4 on top and 4 on bottom?



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 02:08 PM
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Yep, we really need another person who can do some deep thinkin'!
I recommend you highly!
*raises Crimson Fist in the air* JIIIIIHHHHHAAAAAADDDDD!



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 02:14 PM
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JIHAD A DERKA DERKA

*shoots ak wildly in the air while screaming incoherently*



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 02:16 PM
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JIHAD!

I have other ideas. . .

Naval;


JIHAD!

Experimental;


JIHAD!!!
Weapons & Demolitions experts;


JIHAD!!!



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 02:30 PM
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AND SO OUR RANKS SWELL!!!......JIIHHHAAAADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

come forth one and all.....

arm your children.....

2pacsade.....it is an honor brother to have you onboard.

the infidels must surley be soiling their pants.

oh by the way, incase any of you have forgotten....

next week is camel blessing week.



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 02:50 PM
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Originally posted by optimus fett


next week is camel blessing week.


JIIIIIIIIIHAD!!

Did you mean Camel Barbecue week, or did I just waste all my money on mustard and barbecue sauce for nothing?


JIIIIIIIIII-JIIIIIIIII-JIIIIIII HADOKEN! JIHAD!! ARR!! *throws crimson glove into barrel of rum* JIIIIIIIIHAD!!

[edit on 8-9-2006 by chebob]



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 02:58 PM
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Did you mean Camel Barbecue week, or did I just waste all my money on mustard and barbecue sauce for nothing?


nope...dont worry brother...were bbq ing all the camels were not blessing.....

JIIIHHHHHAAAADDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 04:16 PM
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Hello. Deese is Ahnold Schwarznegger. Can I joeen yo Jeehaad?

I am unstoppable, you know.



posted on Sep, 8 2006 @ 04:25 PM
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Hassan Bin Sober checking in O' exalted one.

JIHAD!

Have been working on new "stealth camel" project and have come up with first prototype. Would like to unveil at ceremony next week.



Comes complete with the following:

(1) Gas Mask - Scott M95 military grade NBC mask (small).
(1) Filter Cartridge - for use with M95 mask.
(1) Specialized Drinking Canteen - for use with M95 mask.
(1) Protective Suit - nuclear, bilogical, and chemical protection (small).
(1) Pair of Silver Shield Gloves - 2.7 mil. thick; Norfoil® material resists permeation (small).
(1) Pair of Silver Boot Covers - 2.7 mil. thick; Norfoil® material resists permeation.
(1) Bottle of Pottasium Iodate - blocks thyroid from absorbing radioactive iodine; 200 tablets.
(1) Duct Tape - 50 yard roll.
(1) Plastic Sheeting - 4 mil. thick; 10' x 20'
(1) Solar, Generator, Radio/Light - never needs batteries!
(1) Packed in Black Roll Bag
(1) Case of pre-mixed FLAMING HEZBOLLAH

Let me know if this will be allowed - I can hide in it to fend off any intruders to our celebration. . .

(Downs flaming hezbollah, raises clenched crimson fist and shouts)

PRAISE TO SCREAMING JIHAD, ALL OUR BROTHERS, AND OUR MOST HOLY CAUSE - DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE US!!!

JIHAD MY BROTHERS!!! JIHAD!

edited just add one more JIHAD!

[edit on 8-9-2006 by 2PacSade]

[edit on 8-9-2006 by 2PacSade]



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