here's what I'd have to do..
1. Create a Palestine. No discussions, no bickering, just here you go, it's yours, sink or swim, try not to piss off Isreal too much.
2. All those convicted of terrorism, would be put to death in a way guaranteeing that they do not have a pleasant afterlife, based upon their own
religion (example, for Arab terrorists, this would mean death by soddamy via a pig, and then buried facing away from Mecca, with said pig).
3. The hell with the Dollar vs. Euro...there would only be the "Gazrok"
4. China would have to import as much as they export.
5. NK's Kim would become host of a children's puppet show on PBS (he kind of looks like a Fraggle)....
6. I'd make every country's knowledge of UFOs public, and have a little travelling tour with the wreckage and bodies, etc.
7. I would have my very own chauffered UFO to get from place to place...
(with guns, really big ones, and all kinds of Bondesque gadgets....)
8. Religions of all kinds would be allowed, but would be treated just like any other business.
9. Universal Health Care, with all kinds of incentives to doctors, etc. to encourage quality care.
10. High tech military with emphasis on non-lethal combat techniques (not good to put down a riot by slaying people...I'd rather incapacitate
11. Penal Islands, with different level islands for different levels of offenses. And none of this endless appeal nonsense, or multiple offenders...
Multiple offenses will simply magnify the punishment. No executions though...once they get to that crime level, life on that island will do the job
12. Metric system, everywhere.
13. Allow full production of alternative energy sources, and drive the oil barons down a few pegs...and help save the planet in the meantime...
14. Revive the space program with an emphasis on exploration...I'd want to see a base on Mars within 2 years of the start of my reign!
15. Convicted pedophiles will only be allowed to live in Senior Citizen centers...
16. Priests would have to prove their devotion, by fully committing to their deity (i.e. whack the tallywhacker off). Hehe, let's see them molest an
altar boy now!
17. Women will be allowed to go shirtless (and of course, braless) in public, just like men (though work dress codes still apply). All beaches will
be clothing optional!
18. Make "Royal" families have to go out and get jobs...after all, I'm in charge, they don't rule Jack # anymore, muhahaha!!!
19. Build myself a really cool, forbidding looking castle...
20. Have a herum of course...
EDIT: Oh...and prostitution and marijuana would be legalized....
[Edited on 29-10-2003 by Gazrok]