(DOC) The Three Amigos

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posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 11:02 PM
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Hope this turns out alright, did it pretty quickly, and have to do some real work! Hope someone enjoys it!

“Simon, it’s Springer, can you hear me?”

“Yes Springer, loud and clear. This voice over IP thingy is quite good, isn’t it?”

“Yep, though NSA is probably routing us through Room 241 as we speak.”

“Damn their freedom suppressing eyes. One day, one perfect day, the world will know what freedom truly is. Well, until then, let’s talk about the new ATS colours.”

“Shouldn’t we wait for Nigel?”

“Nigel?”

“You know, Skeptic?”

“Oh, god, do we have to? You know he called me anti-american the other day? Of course I’m bloody anti-american, I’m British. The guy is more paranoid than a gold fish at a cat convention.”

“Yeah, I hear that he even refuses to travel with people who indicate to the right when driving these days. Whoa boy, what a total…”

“I heard that. Neo-con.”

“Hey, SO, what’s doing big man?”

“Is that some sort of reference to big man Bush? Or are you suggesting my thighs look big in these leotards?”

“No, I was just…Leotards?”

“I’m working out. Paranoia doesn’t keep the weight off you know.”

“Uh huh. Gotcha. Anyway, down to business. First up. Politics at ATS is deader than Al Zaqarwi after a US air strike…”

“*cough* cover-up *cough*”

“Yes, thank-you SO, the question is, how do we spark up interest in PTS?”

[Silence]

“What about Majic?”

“What, the smarmy mod who always seems to be right about everything?”

“Yep, that’s the one. He’s really starting to grate on me. Why don’t we promote him, and let him run it? Frame it as the next big thing on ATS?”

[Much laughter]

“And we can banish anyone we don’t like to PTS. Kinda like Guantanamo Bay for ATS members. But less fun.”

“Gold Simon. Pure Gold.”

“Right, now the result of the 9/11 poll…”

“You both realise it should be the 11/9 poll, don’t you? Americans…”

“Yes, thank-you again Simon for that injection of British bloody-mindedness. Next time you win the war of independence, we can discuss date formats.”

“What makes you think they didn’t win the first time?”

“Skeptic, seriously. Does everything have to be a conspiracy?”

“Well, Springer, if that is your real name, why are you trying to subvert my belief systems? Or are you a COINTELPRO agent? It would make sense considering your neo-con, Bush loving leanings.”

“I’m not a COINTELPRO agent!”

“I did a survey. Turns out 87% of ATS members think you are.”

“87% of ATS members struggle to identify day from night! I mean, if we three are representative of ATS members, then of course they are going to say that!”

“Hmm, classic psyops throwback. Agree with the contention, subvert, repeat.”

“That doesn’t even mean anything! All right, how do you want me to prove that I’m not part of some Government conspiracy against you?”

“Proof, like air, is invisible to the naked eye, but feeds the flames of discontent. It makes the wind that blows through the woodwind instruments in the b-flat notes of symphonic conspiracy echo through the silent halls of empty thought. Can you hear it Springer? Can you?”

“Ummm, sorry, Simon here. That may be my IPOD. My hearing isn’t what it used to be, and I had to turn it up a little. Anyway, I don’t think Springer is a Government plant, for the simple reason that I am.”

“Huh?”

“Oh come on! A British guy running a conspiracy website that focuses almost exclusively on US conspiracies. The instruments were playing Nigel, you just didn’t realise who was conducting.”

“No!”

“Yes! Did you think good old Blighty would just sit back and take the beating of 1783? No, we retreated and licked our wounds, and our time is now! No more dates in back to front format, no longer will Defence be spelt Defense, sidewalks will be footpaths, buoy and aluminium will be pronounced correctly, and American Idol will be banished to the hell-hole from whence it came. Cower before your new Uber-Lord, Simon the Gray!”

“Mom, Simon’s threatening to invade America again!”

“Oh, Nigel. Can’t you boys play nice? At the age of 16, you should all be able to at least show some basic respect to each other's cultures. Now switch those computers off. You’ve been on them far too long already.”

“We spell it Mum in the UK…”




posted on Jul, 13 2006 @ 02:20 AM
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now that was pretty good. Good job



posted on Jul, 13 2006 @ 09:13 AM
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I went back and re-read this one paragraph, and thought that I had it down.
But, then I had to go back and read it one more time.

Your quote :
"Proof, like air, is invisible to the naked eye, but feeds the flame of
discontent. It makes the wind that blows through the woodwind instruments in the
b-flat notes of symphonic conspiracy echo through the silent halls of empty thought."


*-Well said.



posted on Jul, 13 2006 @ 01:17 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!
That was so FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!!!


Good job Willard!


Maybe we should ask what the real 3 Amigos think about it...



posted on Jul, 13 2006 @ 01:35 PM
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Originally posted by Voidmaster

Maybe we should ask what the real 3 Amigos think about it...


With a title like that, my guess is that they've already had a chuckle over it.

great stuff, Willard856



posted on Jul, 13 2006 @ 01:43 PM
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That was great!



Originally posted by Willard856
“87% of ATS members struggle to identify day from night!





posted on Jul, 13 2006 @ 04:56 PM
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Thank-you for your kind comments. My account seems to be logging on ok, so either the three haven't seen my little story yet, or they at least have a sense of humour!



posted on Jul, 14 2006 @ 05:06 PM
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Oh that is the absolute best!
I laughed out loud! I mean, not at the Three Amigos, not at you guys, just at the story. Yeah, that's it - the story.

Great job.



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 06:38 PM
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Haha thats GENIUS, i cant say im a regular 'machine gun poster' as i like to call the guys who fire off about 50 replies a day, but ive been on the site for a few yrs now.... Even tho we never actually see any of these ppl, a personality almost develops and we get to know each others little quirks, and i think you've just burned an image into my brain that'll never go lol ...from now on (in my head) the Three Amigos will forever be in purple leotards with headbands and pink leg-warmers!

“I’m working out. Paranoia doesn’t keep the weight off you know.”

That MUST have been said in a slightly feminine manner LOL



[edit on 18-7-2006 by ShinobiAurora]



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 02:12 AM
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LOVED IT! Very funny, and it had a good ending! Nice work!



posted on Jul, 27 2006 @ 08:18 AM
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Funny stuff!!! I never really thought about the 3 Big Cheeses conversing - but if I have to imagine it - this would be it...





posted on Jul, 31 2006 @ 08:39 PM
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Willard, thank you

well written, the conversation and dialogue flowed easily and smoothly. Your character portrayals were hilarious, I especially enjoyed the American and Brit jabs. Brilliant and well deserving of first place. Congratulations.






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