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Tips in life

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posted on May, 18 2006 @ 10:39 AM
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hey ,

What tips can u offer people through there lives??
I will go first.

When paintin your house, dont eat the paint.

Omega




posted on May, 18 2006 @ 10:53 AM
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When getting a sponge bath, its always best to start with the face...



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 11:42 AM
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don't eat yellow snow.... :shk::shk::shk:

Don't spit into the wind...


Never, I mean never ever ever ever...

call your wife by her sisters name while being passionate



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 12:02 PM
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Never EVER trust freinds or family.....watch out for yourself by solo means.



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 12:12 PM
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Nobody likes a whiner.

And my personal favourite, and usual signature when I'm not irritated by something: A positive attitude may not solve all your problems. It will, however, annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 12:39 PM
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Originally posted by Duzey
Nobody likes a whiner.



and no one likes people who live in a constant delusional state of "happiness" for it it NOT normal.








[edit on 18-5-2006 by Alpha Grey]



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 12:47 PM
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always be true to yourself
never throw stones at glasshouses (people get mad)
just because you paranoid it doesnt mean their not out to get you



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 12:48 PM
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Never stand up in a canoe.



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 01:15 PM
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Originally posted by Alpha Grey
and no one likes people who live in a constant delusional state of "happiness" for it it NOT normal.

Ahhhh, but if I am happy and my happiness irritates you, then it has served it's purpose. It's not my problem if other people feel the need to complain about things they have no control over and make those around them miserable.

My happiness is not a delusion, it is a fact. Too bad you'll never know how great life can be when you look on the bright side of things.



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 01:32 PM
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all I said in my post was NOT to trust family and freinds.....don't think for one moment that they would never turn on you......

as for your happiness...I do not care........

and as for me.......i am happy when need be......and not happy when need be.



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 01:35 PM
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I think the renowned inventor, Navin R. Johnson, put it best when he summed up the advice his family gave him

Lord loves a workin' man
Don't trust whitey
see a doctor and get rid of it.


If you prefer something a bit more serious, let me quote the young perverted genius Miles, from Risky Business.

Every now and then say, "What the f***." "What the f***" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 01:42 PM
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ok, do this i guess its a tip i dunno what youd call it...


peppermint life savers


stick in your mouth, going into bathroom turn lights off and chew a mouth full of those while starring in the mirror



kthxmelater!



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 01:55 PM
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Originally posted by Alpha Grey
all I said in my post was NOT to trust family and freinds.....don't think for one moment that they would never turn on you......

I know that, I learned how to read a long time ago. I wasn't commenting on your post at all. I'd like to direct you to my current signature.


I was merely giving a tip that a positive attitude will make life easier and make a person more pleasant to be around.



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 02:13 PM
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Gentlemen....take your socks off when you make love, otherwise you look like a fool.



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 02:21 PM
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demand satisfaction.



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 02:23 PM
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Originally posted by MrPenny
Gentlemen....take your socks off when you make love, otherwise you look like a fool.


um, allow me to expand on that.

take off your socks but always remember to wear THE sock.



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 02:53 PM
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No glove, no love.

Simple as that!



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 04:08 PM
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Oh yeah, I agree....wrap that rascal!!!



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 04:24 PM
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Do not give polar bears a tap on the belly.




posted on May, 18 2006 @ 04:53 PM
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Never, ever, ever date the ex wife/gf of a friend!!!!!

Keep on the sunny, side of life!

Remember Rule 62!!!

Don't run with sissors!!

Watch where you point that thing; you'll put sombodys' eye out!

Rule 62..............

[edit on 18-5-2006 by whaaa]



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