lol I think he is in need of some serious psychiatric help

Yikes, this guy's got issues...

looks like a bit of a catch 22 though. If he could calm himself and actually try NOT to pound on the keyboard like a chimp, he might stand a chance...

That keyboard has seen better days.

At first I was shocked and appalled by this... But by the time he started crying, "Where'd the escape key go!?" over and over I was nearly dead with laughter.

I think someone needs to take his computer away from him and get him some serious help though.

Bwahahaha! I had forgotten about FPS Doug!