Who would win a fight between...

Cap'n Crunch would kick Tony in his crunchberries thus ending the duel.

Cap'n Crunch and Harvey Fierstein

Peace

Looks like the Cap'n is gonna make it happen.

Captain Crunch vs. Captain Morgan.

Captain Morgan has kicked my ass many of times.

Captain Morgan wins....no doubt

Captain Morgan vs. Tyrone Biggums

Im staying with the Captain on this one.

Captain Morgan or Alexander Keith

captain morgan ... ok captain morgan vs the hamburglar... the sneaky cheese burger swiping rougue .

the captain continues on, hes a worthy champion.

Captain Morgan vs. Hulk Hogan

the hulksters already been beat down by Mr T chissler, so Hogan is outa there DQ win for captain morgan who moves on to face Rambo!

Rambo and Sly are taking the win here.

Rambo vs. Apollo Creed

wow thats a tough one there........ I think Creed has Rambo down several times , but Johny picks himself up at the end of the 14th round stitches up his wounds with a needle ,and floors the master of disaster with a hastily constructed panji stake trap . so Rambo vs Robocop next

Robocop. He can not be beatin!

Robocop vs. Mike Tyson

OMG I met Tyson the other week paid £4oo for a ticket for lunch with him at a local bar ,hes my hero, but Robo cop wins but ONLY because Tyson can't get at his ears under that silly visor thing. Robo cop marches on to face proffesor frink from the simpsons.

Nobody from the simpsons is taking Robocop out.

Or how about...

Robocop vs. Chief Wiggum

Chief wiggum gets distarcted by a cute puppy dog and robo cop puts a thousand rounds in to him . Robocop vs the predator (surely a movie in that one !?!)

Predator wins!

predator vs. jason voorhees

Jason wins that one ........... Jason vs Zap branaghan !

Jason Voorhees takes that one with a punch through the chest.






Jason v/s Darth Vader

The dark lord slices jason up in to tiny bits hes dead........ or is he?

So Vader vs the highlander .

sword vs. special effets...
special effects wins


D.V. marches on

and Cptn. Piccard enters da ring...

Lord Vader would throw the choke on Jean Luc and that would be that.





Darth Vader v/s Wolverine

wolverine...the choke won't crush an admantium widpipe...

wolverine vs. johnny the homicidal maniac?