posted on Mar, 23 2006 @ 11:48 PM
This is a true story as verified by the court documents that ensued.
My friend Ryan had been dating this girl for about six months back when we were in high school. She was very, how should I say, she was a skank and
couldn't be trusted. We had kept telling him that she was screwing around on him because of rumors that we had heard but he would never believe us.
The girl was from a good family, her dad was a dentist and they lived in a nice house in the fancy part of town and they had no idea what a skeeze
their daughter was. So one night I was out with some other friends and we ended up at a house party that was being thrown by some other people.
I walk in, start drinking and low and behold I look out on the back deck and there is my friend Ryans girlfriend, with some guy all over her kissing
and groping and all that good stuff. So I went and grabbed my other friends and showed them, just so I had a witness as to what I had seen. So we
sneak on out the back and go home, making sure that she never saw us. So..long story short after we told Ryan about what we had seen he was deeply
hurt, and pretty mad. The next day he calls her up and calmly asks her what she had done the night before, and of course she lied not knowing what he
knew. So he tells her, hey Im gonna come over later this afternoon when your folks are gone and we can be alone.
He goes over to her house, pretends nothing is wrong, they start making out, one thing leads to another and they are about to have sex. Right before
they start, he strips her naked, pulls out a set of handcuffs and proceeds to cuff her to her bed. Naturally, being the skank that she was, she went
along with the whole thing. After she is cuffed, he tells her that he knows she has been cheating on him, gives her an ear full about what a liar and
a slut she was, THEN proceeds to pull down his pants, assume the position, and make a giant, stinky deposit right on her chest. He said that she
started screaming and crying but she couldn't get free. Then he just walks out, and he left her there for her parents to find her two hours later,
butt naked and handcuffed to her bed with a big old log on her chest.
I know this is true because I saw the paperwork from my friend Ryans attorney when she tried to press charges for assault but it didn't stick. From
then on that kid was a legend in my eyes. LOL. Top that.
Of course...she did find out about it..lol...but still a good one
[edit on 23-3-2006 by DarkRitual13]