Have You Ever Game

Sorry to hear about the vet!


No..I had to leave a dog because we moved across the country...but nothing else.

Ever seen both the Pacific and Atlantic ocean in one year?

How about in 1 day? I flew from coast to coast 2 summers ago, from Nova Scotia on the east coast over to Vancouver on the west coast.

I flew back and forth over the country I think 3 different times that summer.

Have you ever laughed so hard you wet yourself? In public?

Yeah, once...in public. Some guy fell into a fountain with his videocamera while getting some shots of his family.
I just couldn't help it. He was obviously well-off.

Have you ever slept with a stranger?

Kind of ashamed to admit it but yes. When I was a youngun(23) in Tennessee(Johnson City) and got drunk and got with this girl and I have know idea what her name is to this day.

Have you ever ran from the police(in your car) and got away with it?

I once realized that I had just been "clocked" by a radar gun and I was definitely speeding but before he even had a chance to pull out of where he was parked, I had quickly turned into a hidden driveway and shut the car down. As soon as he drove by, I pulled out and went the other way. My reflexes are rarely that fast, must have been the double latte I was drinking that morning.

On that topic, ever get out of a ticket in a creative way? I have used cleavage and actually got a date!

I tried being polite and honest one time to get myself out of a ticket. $445 later I almost tore the roof off the cop car.

Have you ever quit a job while at work?

No, but I think I should have and filed sexual harrassment charges.

Have you ever walked out in the middle of a date?

Nope, have not.

Have you ever been thrown out of somewhere?

No. Thank goodness, I think.

Have you ever given a woman a raspberry on her stomach?

Oh yeah! Very frequently to say the least!

Have you been getting intimate in a public place and someone happens upon you, but minds their own business and leave?

No,

Have you ever seen a professional sporting event?

Sure, I love sports. been to pro baseball, basketball and football games and the 1996 atlanta olympic games. Recently saw a "toughman" competition but i don't know how "professional" that really is...

have you ever been tempted to stalk someone? even if just online?

Has never crossed my mind.

Have you ever taken in a stray pet?

yes 2 cats.

Have you ever crapped on someone chest? lol...i havent...jw...

thats kind of a strange question. No I have not.

Have you ever been in the backseat of a cop car?

Yes. When I was 17, I was busted for shoplifting. My Dad let me sit at the station for a long time.

Have you ever gotten "the belt" or other such punishment from a parent?

not the belt but the paddle...ouch...

have you ever jumped from a moving car?

Noooooo...

Have you ever had your fingers slammed in a car dor?

Yeah when I was younger. Ouch!

Have you ever worked a really BAD job?

It's according what you mean by bad. All my jobs are bad because of the fact I work for someone else, but my present job isn't all that bad.

Have you ever felt like you were obligated to go on a date with someone because they liked you and you really didn't like them? You just wanted to get closer to their friends? (I know this sounds lowdown, but what the heck):w::w::w: