Adopt a New Member!

wtf...
My kids gets kicked out of school the first week?

Now i gotta know...

Was this the "kick em in the groin" advice i gave, or did he smart off to someone?

Mods, if you happen to catch this, can you advise me of what "first lesson" i missed in teaching?

And if possible, if my kid didn't beat up another kid, or if he didn't steal the teachers carbunkle cream, could he maybe get a warning, instead of banning...

I have been checking his posts, and haven't found anything too derogatory (yet).

Guys, just goes to show...
you can raise em, but ya cant make em listen...

and Jade, if you are still checking up, send me an email, and an explaination...

your boy was responsible for the falling 1's

another adoptee goes bad. Jade, Joel Rifkin....

Will someone out there adopt me please? Very nice Australian girl:

[email protected]

check your u2u's

any n00bs needing a mentor u2u me.

If any newcomers to ATS need any guidance you can feeel free to u2u me and I'll do what I can to help you out. I remember when I first joined, I was a little lost myself- and that was before the phenomenal growth rate this site has experienced. Just get your initial posts in BTS, and then you can U2U.
This is a great site, and much information is shared here. Kindness goes a long way in welcoming new members, and making them feel at home here. I was and still am, the black sheep, lone wolf, lurker in the trees, or whatever you wanna call it of ATS, I just blunderered my way through it all initially and this thread was not available to me then, it would have made things much easier for sure- when I first joined things were different,(remember the Mud Pit?)and the members would literally chew you up and spit you out if you stepped out of place. Now with all the new site features and willing members to assist newcomers a new member should certainly have a better time of learning and sharing here at ATS.

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Also glad to help out, or adopt any willing minds...

Just please dont make me look bad, by trying to hack the site in the first week or calling Skeptic overlord a wuss or something, ok?

help me to help you

and although i have been around for years... even i still dont know it all...
there are no stupid questions, just stupid people who dont ask questions...

but SO is a wuss. I read that on the internet. Big, giant skeptial wuss.


Links were posted but someone keeps deleting them, I wonder who....

[edit on 4-5-2006 by Crakeur]

I am a forum newb and would please like to be adopted. This is a very large site.

same here~!!
its huge~!!
and im kinda lost aswell~!!
hehezz... -.-"

I would like to adopt somebody. Just post a message on this thread and let me know if I can help in any way.

oh my god
i need to be adopted too....

in6sn7s, consider yourself adopted. I'll send you a U2U shortly. You'll see a link in the top of the page saying, "You have 1 U2U" or something similar, click it.

hello xeroxed88!

i made a blunder....i deleted the u2u even before reading!!!!

thanks for adopting me!!
so.....what do i do?

If your a new member and you have your 20 posts already to beable to send U2U's to non-staff members, please contact me via u2u at any time. I know most of the ins and outs of the board so I can provide some insights. Or attempt to provide you with a personal avatar.

I look forward to hearing from any new members.

Originally posted by metaphysician
Will someone out there adopt me please? Very nice Australian girl:

[email protected]

Hey I'll adopt you. I like Australians!! The accent is cool.

Originally posted by chezza_glr
same here~!!
its huge~!!
and im kinda lost aswell~!!
hehezz... -.-"

My other two adoptees seem to have run off and left me. I'll adopt ya if you want me to.

1st timer here, anyone wants to adopt me ?

Hello everyone. I'm actually joining this site in hopes to recieve inspiration for my first manuscript. Trillers and suspense are my current area of expertise and I would really like to get adopted...thanx