Adopt a New Member!

I've taken realorritt under my (also fairly new) wing, and I shall be slowly corrupting...uhhh...guiding realorritt in the ways of ATS.

Be nice to my new kid...

<======== or I'll send this guy and his buddies over to give you a probe and turn your cows inside out.

ermm looking for good home!!! need some foster ATSers heheheh anyone need an adoptee?

I'm fairly new, I will never become rellevant until I learn to use this website to it's fullest. I need a good liberal to take me under your wing

Please some one feel free to adopt me and show me the light as they say!!!

I have been MIA for like 10 months, i am back so i want a VERy experienced person to guide me and help me become a useful member here. PLEASE HELPPPPPPPP

I recently discovered that I can have more than one padawan. If anyone wishes (or dares ) to be adopted by the Original Cornish Pixy, feel free to send a U2U.

*jumps up and down and shouts 'adopt me Pisky, adopt me*



If anyone needs adopting I'm here...although I adopted about 3 people they've all disappeared...well they never spoke to me ever again

Same thing happened to me! You would think that I had something to do with their disappearance.

Well...I don't know if I am qualified to help anyone become a USEFUL member, but I gotcha.

lol damn i cant send any ov u guys and gals a U2U until i reach 20 posts

I'd be willing to adopt someone. But be warned, after multiple encounters with me WILL result in insanity and/or increased intelligence. I guess it depends whether your the "evil genius" type or not. Also I might not know somethings about how ATS works(I'm newer than most are).

[edit on 19-2-2005 by Voidmaster]

Been logged in for about a month, but just saw this thread. I could use a little help. Been hooked ever since. I'm mostly into Aliens and UFO stuff, but also like ancient civ and science and tech. I have read alot of books and have seen every UFO documentary on TV, so I'm not totaly ignorant. I am new to discusion forums on the Internet, and it looks like ATS is the best. U2U me if you would like to help.

hey i am a newbie and also would be liked to be adopted

A lot of interesting stuff here, wouldn't mind being adopted as well... Mostly interested in military/aircraft projects, but anything will do

[edit on 21-2-2005 by CrazyCozak]

OK, I'll bite ... what does "adoption" do for you besides show you the outlay of the site?

Inquiring Minds Gotta Know ... I'm an inquirer ...

I'll adopt someone, although I dunno if anyone would want me lol.
Anyone who wants to come and be a "padawan" of mine just U2U or post...

Yes I think there are so many things for one to learn here and some of it is hard to understand, so, I am willing to be adopted by anyone basically.

Psychosgirl

If your offer is still out for my adoption, consider me your lil' tot!!!!!!

P.S. I tried to u2u, but I don't have enough posts yet, wasn't trying to blow you off If your my mama, do I get an allowance? Could use some extra $ to pay off my bar tab!!!!!!

[edit on 23-2-2005 by Spy Sentinel]

I could use someone to help me out. I just joined today and could really use the tutoring of anyone willing to.

Hello, am a newbie, i guess im up for adoption