>Buffy: "So lemme get this straight. You're..." (in his accent) "Dracula." (own voice) "The guy, the count."
Dracula: "I am."
Buffy: "And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? Cause... I've fought more than a couple of pimply overweight vamps that called
themselves Lestat."- from 5.1 "Buffy V. Dracula"
SPIKE: (crouched on the floor) The thing is...I had a speech. I learned it all. Oh, God. She won't understand, she won't understand.
MORPHING EVIL THING (as WARREN): Of course she won't understand, Sparky. I'm beyond her understanding. She's a girl. Sugar and spice and
everything...useless unless you're baking. I'm more than that. More than flesh...
MORPHING EVIL THING (as GLORY):..more than blood. I'm... you know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name
will be on everyone's lips, assuming their lips haven't been torn off. But not just yet. That's alright, though...
MORPHING EVIL THING (as ADAM): ...I can be patient. Everything is well within parameters. She's exactly where I want her to be. And so are you,
Number 17. You're right where you belong.
MORPHING EVIL THING (as THE MAYOR): So what'd you think? You'd get your soul back and everything'd be Jim Dandy? Soul's slipperier than a greased
weasel. Why do you think I sold mine? (laughs) Well, you probably thought that you'd be your own man, and I respect that, but...
MORPHING EVIL THING (as DRUSILLA): ...you never will. You'll always be mine. You'll always be in the dark with me, singing our little songs. You
like our little songs, don't you? You've always liked them, right from the beginning. And that's where we're going...
MORPHING EVIL THING (as THE MASTER): ...right back to the beginning. Not the Bang... not the Word... the true beginning. The next few months are going
to be quite a ride. And I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You'll learn you're a pathetic schmuck, if it
hasn't sunk in already. Look at you. Trying to do what's right, just like her. You still don't get it. It's not about right, not about wrong...
MORPHING EVIL THING (as BUFFY): ...it's about power. 7.1 "Lessons"
Faith (Buffy): "Oh, oh! When I had psyhic power, I heard my mom think that you were like a stevedore during sex. Wh--?" (off his look) "Do you
want me to continue?"
Giles: "Actually, I beg you to stop."
Faith (Buffy): "What's a stevedore?" -"Who Are You?"
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