posted on Nov, 17 2005 @ 09:51 AM
Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma's nose is so big you can bowling with her buggers.
Yo momma's like a Nintendo, a two year old could turn on.
Yo momma's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X shirt helicopters try to land on her.
Yo momma is so dumb she used a ruler to figure out how long she sleeps.
Yo momma is so skinny she can go hang gliding with a Dorito.
Yo momma is so fat, she eats biscuits like Tic-Tacs.
Yo momma is so fat, when she lays around the house...she lays around the house.
- more chins than Chinatown
- and many other lyrics from Weird Al
Yo momma is so nasty, her teeth look like dice
That's enough for now....