Yo Mama Fight!!!

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posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 05:39 PM
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Yo mamas so fat you gotta roll the b*tch in flour to find the wetspot





posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 05:41 PM
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ewwwww thts gross...unless it mean s something i dont know lol



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 05:44 PM
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Its pretty subtle lol



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 05:51 PM
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VERY subtle lol:w:



posted on Nov, 15 2005 @ 03:29 PM
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Yo momas so stupid she failed a blood test!



posted on Nov, 15 2005 @ 03:44 PM
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Your mama's so fat when she fell in love, she broke it





posted on Nov, 15 2005 @ 04:04 PM
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yo moma so fat if she sat on a rainbow she'd make skittles

yo moma so stupid when her house was being burgled she couldnt call the police becuase she couldnt find 11 to dial 9 11

yo moma so dirty when i called her for phine sex i got an ear infection

yo moma so dirty she brings crabs to the beach

and the best one for last..

yo moma so fat she uses a matress for a maxi pad :w:

[edit on 15-11-2005 by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE]



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 12:54 AM
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Your mama's so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn the camera's off



[edit on 16-11-2005 by ImJaded]



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 01:26 AM
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your mommas so fat that when she stepped on a electronic scale it said "one at a time please"
Your mommas so fat that when she walked in front of the tv i missed three ad breaks



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 02:48 AM
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Your mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Your mama's so big, she whistles bass.

Your mama's so fat we're in her right now.

Your mama's so ugly her shadow gave up.

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posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 12:05 PM
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Originally posted by ImJaded
Your mama's so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn the camera's off


Allright! Now we're talking. Good one.



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 12:09 PM
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Your momma is so fat!!!
she buys the supermarket for supper...
your momma is just fat, okay?



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 05:54 PM
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her blood type is Ragu!



posted on Nov, 17 2005 @ 09:51 AM
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Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma's nose is so big you can bowling with her buggers.

Yo momma's like a Nintendo, a two year old could turn on.

Yo momma's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X shirt helicopters try to land on her.

Yo momma is so dumb she used a ruler to figure out how long she sleeps.

Yo momma is so skinny she can go hang gliding with a Dorito.

Yo momma is so fat, she eats biscuits like Tic-Tacs.

Yo momma is so fat, when she lays around the house...she lays around the house.

- more chins than Chinatown

- and many other lyrics from Weird Al

Yo momma is so nasty, her teeth look like dice

That's enough for now....



posted on Nov, 17 2005 @ 11:06 PM
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Yo momma is so fat that the Navy can use her as an aircraft carrier!
Yo momma is so fat that when she wore high heels, she struck oil!



posted on Nov, 18 2005 @ 09:16 PM
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he i got one ....its kinda like the one like she got stabbed in a gun fight...but kinda different..

yo momma's so dumb, she brought a knife to a gun fight!



posted on Nov, 20 2005 @ 06:46 AM
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Yo mama so fat that when she jumps she gets stuck in the air...........

Yo mama so poor when i asked wheres the bathroom she said PIK A KORNER.....

Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a shoe store and the next day came out with the same pair of shoes.....

Yo mama is so stupid got stuck inside a grocery store and starved to death.....

Yo mama is so poor when i went to her house and stepped on a booger she came out with a shotgun and said dam it there goes lunch......



posted on Nov, 22 2005 @ 06:26 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwey tht last ones nasTAY! yucky ewwwwwww grody nasty sick.......*shiver*
GROSS!



posted on Nov, 22 2005 @ 09:47 PM
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Your mamma is so big she beeps when she backs up

Your mamma is so big her initials are U.S.S.



On a side note this reminds me of another joke.

The United States ships start with U.S.S. = United States Ship
British ships start with H.M.S = Her Majesties Ship
Italian ships start with A.M.B = At'sa My boat'a!



posted on Nov, 23 2005 @ 12:08 AM
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Yo momma is so fat that when she goes walks down the sidewalk, she wears an Oversized Load and has a clown pilot car go down the sidewalk in front of her!
Yo momma is so fat that she ate a whole truck load of Krispy Kremes!





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