Space Pirate - Trailer - Quite possibly the worst video you have seen since 1989

gametrailers.com...

1. click link
2. watch video
3. vomit through nose

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that was amazing

MY EYES! THEY"RE BURNING!

That is quite possibly the worst video I've seen since I watched the trailers for Star Wars Episode I.

I just got stupider.

Maybe that's acceptable for 1990, but 2005? PUH-LEASE!

Tip #1 - If you're making video, don't speak in broken in English. You look STUPID!

Hilarious! Please tell me it was mean't to be as cheesy as Flash Gordon? Fancy calling the secret weapon a Star Splitter

hehe..

See that old mans ring? it's like 2 purple ben wah balls

yeah, just watched it again! friggin hilarious!

thats just terrable god dahhhhhh ahhhhhhhh words cannot discribe how utterly....AHHHH:bnghd ::bnghd::bnghd::bnghd::bnghd::bnghd::u zi:

Why.......WHY????


And what the HELL was that robot fatman thing wearing.....that "codpiece" thing completely destroyed all my hopes for a fun and happy day.

I'm guessing the budget for that "movie" was a little more than the price of a few tins of

a star ranger!!??? don't worry I'll save the moderately hot chick from the guy with the football helmet and metal nuts!!!!

.........in my nightmares!

:wtf:

That'll have old George Lucas and industrial light and magic wondering why we couldn't come up with a star splitter THE GALAXY IS MINE!!!
that was brilliant!

This has to be a joke right? Right?!

Sadly this is quite real brought to you by the same people that gave us the Dragon's Lair game which had its charm back in the day.

But this game is over a decade old it came out in 1994. That live action game stuff was big for awhile in the 90s and introduced some of the worst actors known to man.

Nobody in their right mind would make a game like that today.

I love when we first see captain Talon enter ,with all the smoke and he wafts it away from his face like the special fx(or maybe not so special fx)guys have gone overboard with the smoke machine seriously i want this game I want to be a star ranger.

What sort of space shipt has sails and is made out of wood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL, i'm definiatly going to get this game! This game=many hours of drunken fun !