What would you say if...

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

What would you say if you went bungee jumping?

I would say, "I wish I didn't have three prune Danishes for breakfast."

What would you say if Joan Rivers called you a racist?

yo momma! or...so what, i'm still fly!

what would you say to god if you got a face to face?

I would say, "About that raise..."

What would you say if George Bush nominated you to the Supreme Court?

Dude, I am really gonna piss Bush off now.

What would you say if I were a firefighter?

I would say, "God bless you. And hey, do you really need to carry that axe around when you're not on duty?"

What would you say if Michael Jackson suddenly dyed himself black?

He's a double-mint fudge now!

What would you say if I were the actual President of the United States?

You schmuck! Do you have ANY idea who's been playing at president in the white house while you've been away?????

What would you say if you saw a tyrannosaurus rex on the way to work?

Rover, did you get out of your leesh again!?

What would you say if your house was flooded with blood

Originally posted by DragonsDemesne
What would you say if you saw a tyrannosaurus rex on the way to work?

Dyouthinkhesaurus?

What would you say if...you were made to have a body-piercing without any anaesthetic?

What would you say if your house was flooded with blood

Nice day for a swim ???

What would you say if...you were made to have a body-piercing without any anaesthetic?

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

what would you say if you woke up and were the last person alive?

Stop talking to yourself your going mad.

What would you say if I told you santa wasnt real?

Sorry, I've been off Santa for years now.

What would you say if your parents, werent really your parents.

Hey you can't ground me, your not my real parents!

What would you say if your mum was really a man?

I dont even wanna how you gave birth to me now.

What would you say if crushed your head, and you were still alive.

Originally posted by Striker122
What would you say if crushed your head, and you were still alive.

I am Crushed-Head Man! Fear me!

What would you say if Jesus was the antichrist?

Gutted I gave my last five pounds to the christian aid.

What would you say if I offered you game of russian roulette?

Originally posted by phixion
What would you say if I offered you game of russian roulette?

Ask you if i could go first

What would you say if i told you i was the famous person in Canterbury?

Originally posted by infinite
What would you say if i told you i was the famous person in Canterbury?

Who?

What would you say if I just needed a post so I could take a look at that edit button?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I just needed a post so I could take a look at that edit button?

Meh...

What would you say if you could edit my post?