What would you say if...

Originally posted by parrhesia
What would you say if I spilled hot coffee on you?

AUUUGGGHHHH!

(btw, good idea, ill try it)


What would you say if Dragostea Din Tei?

What would you say if Dragostea Din Tei?

Numa Numa

Staying with the song / group theme,

What would you say if you were in the year 2525?

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if Dragostea Din Tei?

/dances and hums



What would you say if you woke up and your hair was gone. (assuming you dont have a shaved head)

Originally posted by parrhesia
What would you say if you woke up and your hair was gone. (assuming you dont have a shaved head)

That's weird...I thought I left my eyebrows right here...

What would you say if it was the year 2525?

Originally posted by junglejake
That's weird...I thought I left my eyebrows right here...

What would you say if it was the year 2525?

"Wow, look at that! "

What would you say if someone walked up behind you and flicked your ear?

Originally posted by parrhesia
What would you say if someone walked up behind you and flicked your ear?

Ow! What the heck!?

What would you say if you were lost in Chicago?

Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
Ow! What the heck!?

What would you say if you were lost in Chicago?

Ferris Bueller, where are you!!!???



What would you say if a bird crapped on your head?

Originally posted by parrhesia
What would you say if a bird crapped on your head?

Sorry, I have $@^$ on my mind right now

What would you say if I wouldn't leggo your eggo?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I wouldn't leggo your eggo?

*kill* Now leggo


What would you say if you came face to face with The Streisand?

/smack

What would you do if i put a "kick me" sign on your back?

What would you do if i put a "kick me" sign on your back?

Can I have my shoe back please?

Waht would you say if you suddenly found yourself in Narnia?

Well this stinks...stuck in a magical world. Lets just go to hell while were at it.

What would you say if you were the subject of an evil pseudo-nazi experiment?

What would you say if you were the subject of an evil pseudo-nazi experiment?

Hi my name is Red Skull!

What would you say if you found out that you were the victim of the "good" american experiment?

Originally posted by kenshiro2012
What would you say if you found out that you were the victim of the "good" american experiment?

Hello, how are you?


What would you say if I had AWEXOME music?

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I had AWEXOME music?

Mine's better...

What would you say if you went home for dinner between classes, got into a car accident on the way back to school, and were fifteen minutes late for your class you were supposed to teach AND all your students waited for you to arrive?

Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if you went home for dinner between classes, got into a car accident on the way back to school, and were fifteen minutes late for your class you were supposed to teach AND all your students waited for you to arrive?

Students must like and trust their teacher to be there; hope you're ok!

What would you say if mine was even better?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if mine was even better?

I'll believe that!

What would you say if you got to build a sundial today?

Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if you got to build a sundial today?

Wow, I haven't done that since I played the wiseman/prophet in english class my freshman year and made a wrist-held sundial, constantly checking it as Oedipus Rex went off on his tirades!

What would you say if I told you my English teacher didn't find the sundial very amusing?

Oh well, I guess your teacher will just have to guess the time then.

What would you say if that sundial was as precise as an atomic clock.

Well I never....

What would you say if you conscription was introduced...