posted on Jun, 6 2005 @ 03:40 PM
Ok, your pick up lines not working? WOmen not falling for you whenever you ask "Does this rag smell like cholorform?"? Does ordering a Martini and
a roofie Colada not working?(gigidty gigidty gigidty((Family Guy)) READ!
Yep. Go to a bar and read, it draws women like flies to garbage, bears to cars with food in it, KKK to a black mans house, republicans to an oil
field in the Middle East, you get the idea.
It is amazing, just bring anything you want to read, sit, and read. Curioisity killed the cat, but the women won't be able to stay away. And if you
are good, or lucky, or both you will get numbers, and make sure you get the number, women only call back less then 10% of the time, while men call
back 80%+ of the time, so get her number! Or if you are me, be blunt, be forward, and hope they don't have mace, that stuff burns, and make sure not
to use water, it just makes it burn worse.